"It's a viola, not a violin."
"It's an oboe, not a clarinet."
"It's a mellophone, not a trumpet."
"It's a horn, not a trumpet."
"It's a saxophone, not a trumpet."
"It's a trombone, not a trumpet."
"It's a tuba, not a trumpet."
"It's a euphonium, not a trumpet."
"It's a sousaphone, not a trumpet."
Sorry this got out of hand.

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Band Geek Moments
RandomA collection of jokes, posts, and moments only band geeks and musicians will understand!