Hey guys! I have a new part!! I just finished my homework and finished reading my book so I thought to myself, 'why not just create a new useless crappy chapter?' So here it is!
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Princess Peach was casually reading through her 'recommended videos' spot on GameTube when she quickly saw a video that seemed quite interesting.. What was the name you ask?
FEMINISM. DON'T LET A MAN
SAVE YOU. SAVE YOURSELF
Of course, being the princess she is, she's used to being saved. Not actually saving herself.. As the curious girl she is she obviously clicks the video! click click
She made her volume louder, tap tap tap
Skipped the ad for Zeldrito's. click
And pressed play click
"Don't let a man save you from danger! If you truly believe in yourself you can achieve beating the enemy up! Don't be a damsel in distress! Make a difference for women and you never know when your knight in shining armor will leave you for someone else." The woman in the screen said literally shouting in Princess Peach's face.
Princess Peach was so inspired by the words the woman said but also started to wonder if Mario would leave the princess one day... Beep beep BOOP beep
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PRINCESS PEACH'S POV
"Dais, come over. We have some damsel- in-distress conversation to speak about.
"Peach what do you mean damsel in distress?" Daisy said on the other line.
"Exactly what I said. We never know when our heroes will abandon us and go for someone else hotter than us.." I answered furiously.
"Like anyone is hotter than us," Daisy replied and I know that she's smirking right now.
"Just come over! We can save ourselves too you know," I rolled my eyes. I definitely did not wanna be that kind of princess who waits for their prince to save them. " I don't wanna be no Cinderella, sittin' in a old dusty cellar. Waiting for somebody, to come and set me free," I sang.
"Now you're just singing songs. Unlike you, I don't want to save myself. I have my man servants for that one," Daisy laughed.
"Bye Peach! Don't call me to complain about these things," Daisy said.
I ended our call and turned off my phone.
While re watching the:
FEMINISM. DON'T LET A MAN
SAVE YOU. SAVE YOURSELF
Video I thought of something brilliant. Maybe somehow women and men can be switched and I can know how it feels to be the hero than the victim of the show... But how could I do that?
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Hey guys! What did you think about part one of this little mini story thing about Mario characters? I haven't even introduced him yet, but I know we all know who he is!
Daisy is pissing me off yet I'm the one making her say things so YESH..
Anyways, I might post part two today to tomorrow along with part three maybe?? you never know.... Well, bye Felicas!
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