The Fan Fic: Final Fantasy X

Chapter One: Besaid, Kilika, and Luca

            A guy and two girls approached the temple of Besaid. The guy crossed his arms and turned to the younger of the girls – “Are you ready, Yuna?” She looked up and nodded – “Yes. It’s…what my father wanted, Nikko.” He shrugged – “Then I’ll help you.” The older girl scowled – “That’s complete and utter bullshit, Yuna! No way Lord Braska would want you to kill yourself!” Yuna glared – “Calla, I have to do this. For Spira. I became a summoner so I can stop Sin. Just help me.” Calla huffed and stormed into the temple, flipping her hair. Yuna looked up at Nikko, who smiled and shrugged.

            Yuna and Nikko followed Calla into the temple where they found her talking to the head priest – “I’ll bet you’re pretty naked underneath all those clothes.” The old man sputtered – “Calla that is wildly inappropriate!” She shrugged and turned to Nikko and Yuna – “Well! Let’s get this over with!” Yuna led them up the stairs to the chamber of the fayth; the door closed behind them with a very final-sounding thud.

            Nikko narrowed his eyes and looked around the room, while Calla popped a stick of gum into her mouth and Yuna looked determined.( INSERT BESAID CLOISTER OF TRIALS HERE.)

            The final door opened and the three of them entered the chamber of the fayth. Yuna threw her fist into the air – “Yes! We did it!” Calla blew a bubble to hide her smile, rolling her eyes, while Nikko glared up at the secret room. Yuna noticed and placed her hand on his shoulder – “It’s okay, Nikko. I’ll try not to take too long, okay?” Nikko gave her a sad smile – “You know the dance?” Yuna nodded – “All one hundred steps.”

            Calla hugged Yuna – “Who’s a better dancer than our girl?” Nikko swallowed a lump in his throat – “You’re sure you can do it one hundred times? Without faltering?” Yuna chuckled – “C’mon Nikko, it’s not my fucking funeral.” He sighed – “Hurry up, okay?” Yuna nodded and climbed the stairs to the secret room. She did not come out that day. When the head priest came to check on them, Calla told him to deliver a message to Wakka – “Tell him I said he’s a dick for not being here with us!” Nikko fought the urge to pace, crossing his arms and standing perfectly still.

            They were part-way through the second day of waiting when a strange blonde guy burst into the chamber, followed by a red-haired guy. Calla rushed to her feet, readying a burn spell – “Wakka, who the fuck is this and what the hell is he doing here!?” Nikko gave her a watch-your-mouth look but she was glaring at the stranger and didn’t see. At that moment the secret door opened, causing all four of them to look up. Yuna walked out, looking exhausted – “I did it. I’ve become a summoner.” She started to fall and the blonde stranger moved as if to catch her, but Nikko reached her first.

            Nikko carried Yuna out to one of the resting rooms while Calla let loose a flood of curses and expletives that had the nuns and priests blushing. After Yuna woke up, Calla met up with her and Nikko to greet her new aeon. Most of the town was gathered to witness Yuna’s first summoning; luckily, the shortened dance had only ten steps and ten repetitions, so it didn’t exhaust her. The aeon Valefor came and Yuna greeted it; Calla asked Nikko if it was male or female – “I mean it has boobs but no twat.”

            Later that night, Yuna was saying farewells to the people she’d known all her life, and Wakka was explaining to Calla how the blonde stranger named Tidus got through the cloister of trials, while Nikko said good-bye to the acolyte he’d been hooking up with. Tidus tried to approach Yuna but the old woman she was sitting with told him to stay away and a little girl called him a bad man. After Tidus managed to speak to Yuna, Wakka told him she was “off limits”; that didn’t seem to bother Tidus, who was flirting with him so overtly that Calla dragged Wakka into their tent and threatened to melt Tidus’ “faggoty little queer face”.