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Donald Trump: Let's give all the muslims ID cards

Everyone: truMP NO

Donald Trump: Trump YES

So He Did It

But then. He Got REKT

Donald Trump: I started off in brooklyn.

Everyone: NO DON'T DO IT

Donald Trump: My father gave me

Everyone: *INTENSE SWEATING*

Donald Trump: A

Everyone: *ANARCHY ENSUES*

Donald Trump: SMALL

Everyone: *LIBERALS SHOOTING THEIR BRAINS OUT*

DONALD TRUMP: LOAN

Everyone: *JEWS HIDING THEIR SHEKLES*

DONALD TRUMP: OF A MILLION

Everyone: *PRAYING TO GOD,GODESS,GODS,AMELIA BEDILIA, ETSETERA*

Donald Trump: DDDDDOOOOO

The Ghost Of Richard Nixon: *Bursts In*

Donald Trump: OOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL

The Ghost Of RIchard Nixon: ARRROOOOOOO *Punches Trump In The Face*

Donald Trump: Yow

The Ghost Of RIchard Nixon: HAVE A TAD BIT OF THIS *Slaps Donald Trump*

Donald Trump: Buh

The Ghost Of RIchard Nixon: AND A SMIDGEN OF THAT *Kicks Donald Trump*

Donald Trump: Hooey

The Ghost Of RIchard Nixon: WHAMBO! *Suplexes Donald Trump*

Donald Trump: Oof

The Ghost Of RIchard Nixon: My Work Here Is Done *Disaperates Into Gunsmoke, A Faint Arooo Can Be Heard By All As Nixon Ascends To The Watergate Hotel In The Sky*

The Reckoning: *ENSUES*

Everyone: *Dies*

And It Was Good



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