Long after humans died out in a land far, far away, there was a world where potatoes could hop around happily, but this fantasy did not last for forever. Humans returned and ate my loved ones then brutally re-planted them into the ground. They would mash them, burn them, glaze them with cinnamon, sugar, and other unhealthy spices, and kill all of us in anyway possible. Some were even eaten alive with no spices. It was a horrid experience- being put into a human's mouth and chewed up slowly, dying a torturous death.
After the murderous killing of over 13 thousand potatoes, every potato has been gearing up for an attack. The attack will take place on the 4th of Potatoary, 10,153. That's three days from now. My name is Aki and I'm the son of the leader of the Potato Army! I'm writing this on the computerx4356557890et235, a computer famously known in the potato race. It's too small and advanced for humans to use, which gives our side an advantage.
Three Days Later
"ATTACK!" I heard my father scream as an entire army of potatoes rushed into battle. We had small guns to match our small potatoy size and began shooting them at the humans. Hundreds of potatoes and humans dropped dead in seconds.
"AKI, YUKIO, SWITCH TO HAND-COMBAT!" My father yelled. I didn't know who Yukio was, but I got out my knife and sneaked towards the humans anyways. I saw so many humans. Standing there I stood motionless. I noticed a sweet potato run towards the humans with his knife.
'I'm guessing that's Yukio' I thought to myself. I couldn't believe it! Sweet potatoes are usually our slaves... I couldn't stand there in a trance anymore, I had to focus on the task at hand; attack the humans!
I got out of my hypnotized state and ran after the sweet potato. Sword in stub (hand), I sprinted faster towards the fleshy monsters that called themselves humans. They have no humanity to be calling themselves that as they kill innocent potatoes! I was now next to Yukio, who was defeating some humans. They screamed in agony.
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The Potato War
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