Hey, guess what?
WE HAVE EXCEEDED 4.1K NERDS.
This means I'm excited.
And what do writers do when they're excited?
They read and they write and they vote and comment.
So be on the lookout for that.
We're also coming up on the 200th vote, so be wary if you are the 'lucky' lovie who gets that.
But yeah, that's really all today, and I brought you a set of 'fandom texts' for all your good faith.
Thank you, everyone,
Don't forget to vote and comment
Or don't.
-HowDULL
Fandom Texts
Note: Working on a Nick Valentine x reader for someone special and dear to my heart, who knows who they are and will be revealed when the imagine comes out. These are original jokes, so you can only blame me for their terrible-ness.
Warnings: Cursing, capitol letters, and Rumbelle.
Fandom Texts
Soupernatural
Dean: Hey, what's up.
Cas: Nm wbu?
Dean: What the hell?
Cas: It is called abbreviating if you must know dean.
Dean: ....
Dean: I don't understand.
Cas: That's my line, Dean.
Dean: Holy shit.
Cas: Dean, I don't eat, so what makes you think that I produce excrement?
Dean: I hate you so much right now.
Cas: You are just the jelly.
Cas: Get on my level, Dean.
Once Upon a time (Hint hint hint hint)
Belle: Rumple, would you pick me up from the library.
R: Certainly. I'll be there in, say, twenty minutes?
Belle: Whaaat?!
R: Well you have an approximately five minute walk to get home, so...
Belle: But it's dark.
R: It isn't that dark.
Belle: Fine, no booty.
R: .....
R: I'll be there in around five minutes.
Sherlock
JM: LOL
SH: What?
JM: Laugh-Out-Loud
SH: I know, what's so funny?
JM: Oh, u know.
JM: Mrdr.
SH: Jim stop telling me about murder, John thinks you're a bad influence.
SH: And I hate you
JM: So u won't B at my b-day party?
SH: Of course I can come to your birthday Jim, I'm not an animal.
SH: But no murder.
JM: It's MY B-DAY, SHRL
JM: YES MRDR.
SH: JIM, NO.
JM: JIM, YES.
And Attack on Titan (SNK)
Levi: Eren you little shit.
Eren: What did I do this time?!
Levi: You know what you did.
Eren: No, I don't! Honest!
Levi: So you don't remember turning into a titan in my room to pick up a teacup?
Eren: ....
Levi: That's what I thought. Cleaning duty for a month.
Eren: But Heichouuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Levi: Stop whining shithead.
Eren: Mikasa's gonna kick ur ass.
Levi: Tch.
Eren: This is Mikasa, Levi. Where are you now, I'd like to talk.
Levi: ....
Levi: A parade sorry.
Eren: LOL it's still Eren u little bitch
Levi: Fuck you go clean something
Eren: Worth it.
YOU ARE READING
Oneshots, imagines, and ideas, oh my! *discontinued*
FanfictionAs the title says. *Rating of Mature applies only to set imagines that will be specified*
