Deadpool is on top of a Mexican stand eating a chimichanga while mumbling a song from Katy Perry" i kiss a girl". Then sees a pair of thief's robbing the bank then he then says.
D-any minute now.
Then spider man appears and fights the robbers. Spiderman notices wade eating a chimichanga and calls for help, wade reply's.
D- naa im fine here.
spiderman gets angry and trows one of the robers across the street hitting deadpool in the face.
D-dude not cool i drop my chimichanga"
spiders just gets frustrated.
D- hey spidy do you still want my secret recepy?
S-no thanks!!!
D-dude please! you must learn, you own me countless chimichangas or im visiting that cute chick across from your street, that wears a lot of (color), gets up at (time), eats a lot of (food)and has a (pet)named (dogs name)and....
S-Hey !!! how do you know about her!!??? dint i tell you not to spy on my neighbors!
D- i wast spying on you while wearing your superman pajamas that looks like a kindergartner , took a picture and send it to the avengers......ups.
S- your dead pool!!!
D- yes i am ;)
Deadpool knew that he knows that he knew ...... (dam this shit is complicated... ok back to this shit!) he has super healing powers. Before running away from the inevitable pain he grabs another chimichanga and flew well not flew, but run like a boss, fall like a boss, and get up like nothing happen like a total boss.;)
V-well hope you guys like it cuz its my first time..
D- i took it !
V-SHUT THE FUCK UP ! IM TRYING TO MAKE THIS PEOPLE LIKE MY SHIT CUZ IF I GO DOWN YOU GO DOWN HAS WELL. well mostly me.. please like and MESSAGE ME!!!!! IF U LIKE
D- Desperate girl
S- leave her alone pool
V- thanks for reading !!!! ;)
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