It was a beautiful day. It was the year of X420. The post memepocalypse.
The bird where dying, the pedophiles where out with their candy and white vans and Donald Trump and Bill Cosby made their first sex tape with a lightsaber.
In the Maruchan hospital, a smol meme was born. This wasn't any normal meme. This meme was a smol and was born out of- what's this ?!
THE ASSHOLE
not any ass hole but
THE SHINING PEPE ASSHOLE !
This was a very special child. It's very rare to have a meme born from the ass and also be a smol meme. Many where shocked about it. No one has ever heard of a child from the ass since the pre-memepocalypse. It was rarer that the rarest pepe.
Much people where much wow but not everyone was happy about it. A secret society in the trees of the 4chan4rest named "The Lost Weeaboos" weren't too glad about this. They've been trying for years to create a child from the ass but sadly the weeaboos' origin was from the MAMABASUMENTO meaning they will never get laid.
Once long ago the weeaboos of the MAMABASUMENTO where able to mate but little did they know about the toe curse. If at the age of 12 konichiwas 666 weebs couldn't see their toes then the pepe asshole would take away their mating power (Not like they would ever get laid anways.)The curse is so powerful that their goddesses and god the "waifus and husbandos" couldn't save them from the unfappable new lifestyle they had to deal with.
The new of the child spread quickly worldwide. The pepe asshole knew that this child needed to be protected. This child couldn't find out who they where and how powerful they're. It was very hard but the pepe ass made a choice to protect the identity of the smol meme of the ass.
The child was named BREAD (yes, all caps), the name meaning 'soggy waffle tits' in the language fucknugget. A very prideful name, fit for only the meme-iest memes. BREAD was placed in a ramen package and sent to Memetopia where he would be raised by the LORAINE THE SOCCER MOM, the memequeen's protective devil of the suburban mothers.
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Pepe asshole x sink ramen x BREAD
Romancedis smol meme was a special child born from the holy pepe asshole his name is BREAD (yes, all caps ) one day he finds him in a situation where he falls in love with the ever so lovely sink lotion ramen. but whats this ?! a love triangle with the p...
