WHERE'S MY RAMEN?!( Naruto Oneshot)

Please read lucylucylooo's story I'm in Naruto?

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Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto

(This is told in Naruto's point of view who is 14.)

I woke up in bed and looked at the time.

10:37 a.m.

Oh crap! I was supposed to meet Kakashi-sensei, Sakura-chan, and Sasuke-teme at 9:00 a.m sharp! Oh well, knowing Kakashi he was going to be late than me. But still......

I ran downstairs to make myself some breakfast. I opened up my cupboard. There was no ramen in there.

I opened up another cupboard. Nothing in there.

I tried another. Nope

This went one until I had to check my secret stash of ramen.

I did find something in there. A note.

To: Naruto

From: Kakashi

Yo! I noticed how you always talk about ramen during training. And how your always daydreaming about ramen. I talked to Iruka about your ramen problem and he told me that's all you eat. So I thought I'd do you a favor and burn all your ramen so you could make room for vegetables. If you want to thank me, meet me at the training grounds at 9:00 a.m. sharp. No promises that I'll be there on time.

See ya!

He.Did.What?

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WHAT?!

I'm going to kill him.

I put my clothes on and looked up at the clock 11:21.

Kakashi better hope he's not at the training grounds when I get there.

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"Dobe, you're late," Sasuke-teme told me.

"Shut it!" I snapped while I looked around for Kakashi who wasn't here.

"What happened to you?" Sakura-change asked while looking at me.

"Oh nothing, I just burned all his ramen this morning. Or did I?" Kakashi asked.

"You better hope you didn't sensei!" I yelled at him.

"Or else what?"

"I'd kick your $@&!"

"Language."

"Shut up!"

"Could you really kick my-"

"Yeah I could!"

"Really?"

"Yeah!"

"Prove it then."

I ran at Kakashi with a kunai in my mouth and shuriken in my hands.

I threw the shuriken at Kakashi who dodged them. I headed at him with my kunai which he pulled out of my mouth slashing the corner a bit.

"Oww....." I complained rubbing off blood.

"Does it hurt?" Kakashi asked in a monotone voice tossing my kunai into a tree.

"No!"

"Then quit complaining. You suck at being a ninja. I burned all your ramen and you can't even hit me."

"So you did burn my ramen!"

"Yes."

"You b$@&%#*!"

I ran at him full force and said, "RASENGAN!"

"What?" Kakashi asked.

I forced my rasengan into his heart and blood started to pour out. Oh no! I killed Kakashi-sensei! Even though he deserved it for stealing my ramen!

"Ahhhhhhhhhh!" I screamed waking up outside on the training grounds.

"Naruto, what's wrong?" Kakashi asked looking over at me and holding his perverted book.

"You're not dead!" I screamed jumping up and hugging him.

"Did you bump your head or something?" Kakashi asked me slipping out if my grip.

"No, I guessed I fell asleep!" I replied smiling. I punched Kakashi in the face.

"That's for burning my ramen!"

I ran off and headed towards Ichiraku's while Sasuke and Sakura gathered around Kakashi who was on the floor rubbing his cheek.

What can I say? I love ramen!

I know this stinks, but I'll get better, I promise! I know this stunk but I would still like some comments from you!