INTERVIEW WITH: Writex.
Followers: 26.
Following: 13.
Genre: Romance, Paranormal, Humour, Fantasy.
Votes till date: 140.
Joined: 23rd January, 2013.
So. What is your real name, really?
A: Tinni Sherlock Diplomatic Ronaldo Debnath
You are kidding!
A: Of course I’m not. I got named ‘Diplomatic’ by my parents.
Ha! Stop already.
A: Okay. It’s Tinni D.
Nice name. What the hell does it mean?
A: well, I think it means a naughty bird. I’m not sure. I prefer you calling me Ronaldo.
Well, what are you doing right now?
A: Singing ‘Eye of the Tiger’ and giving you an interview.
Any siblings/kids?
A: I’m eighteen. I don’t have kids. I hate those little b*****ds. I know it’s cruel, but you can burn in vinegar for all I care. I have two siblings though. They are always fighting about who gets the computer.
Can you burn in vinegar?
A: Oh yes! Why don’t you try it out?
No…thanks. I’m not weird.
A: So you say.
So do your siblings annoy you?
A: They are scared of my temper. You can hear my dulcet tones all the way from San Francisco.
Don’t you live in India?
A: So? #glares
Nothing, ma’am. Which book will you like to boast about?
A: Zombie S.O.S. I am actually proud of it!
Can you give us a sneak peak of the story?
A: It’s about a Zombie and a Combo. I’m not telling you anything else; you have to read it yourself.
Whats the most risky thing you have ever done?
A: Well, I don’t do risks often. For me, the riskiest thing would be French Kissing in public. I don’t recommend it.
Oh! French Kissing with whom?
A: Why do you want to know? #eyes suspiciously
Umm, moving on. Who do you hate the most?
A: I hate plenty of people. Hate is my…err…name after Ronaldo. Be specific, Freeman.
Well then, who was your worst enemy in school?
A: No names, but there was this absolutely stunning girl I used to hate. She could trap you and then leave you helpless. Reminds me of Rebecca from Daphne de Maurier’s ‘Rebecca’. Most of the boys were like ‘oh she is so f*****g beautiful and so f*****g smart and so f*****g awesome.’
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