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A 1D fanfic written by a non-fan

Who writes a 1D fanfiction when you are not even a fangirl in the first place?

Favplusle.

She is not a 1D lover, but she isn't a hater too.

Armed with a friend who LOVES 1D by her side, does Favplusle got what it takes to write a fanfiction by a non-fan?

Maybe not.

Watch her as she makes stupid mistakes like giving a band member the wrong personality, spelling his name wrong, getting his favorite food wrong, and many others.

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AN: OH BOYYYYY, this fanfic is going to take some time to complete haha. If you are not a big fan of something, it will take you A LONG time to complete it (example: homework)

The mistakes (personality, name, etc) i have made are accidental. I DO NOT double check what i have written so as to make it funny (Except spelling). Please do not kill me.

I am not offending anyone, accidentally or deliberately. So let us begin.

At the organic vegetable store~

"Is that...... a white carrot? I want to try some." Louis Tomlinson asked. In front of him was a crate full of unidentifiable-vegetables that looked like white carrots.

Harry Styles (Is he stylish by any chance?) went forward to check. "No, i think those are white radishes."

Louis's heart fell. "Awwwwww man."

Niall Horan was peering into another crate. "HEY LOUIS! THE CARROTS ARE HERE!" he gestured Louis to come over.

Louis brightened up and ran to the crate, almost knocking down a box full of tomatos. He picked up a carrot and observed it.

"Hrmmmm not bad, but the carrots at the other store look better."

"Dude, don't judge a book by its cover," said Liam Pain "What if the carrots here tasted better? You never know till you try."

Louis observed the carrot again, "True." He then proceeded to grab a few more carrots and headed to the register.

"How many carrots did he buy today?" Zayn Milk asked.

"About 30? 35? Not sure." Niall shrugged ,"But it's definitely more than 10"

Zayn sighed "How is he going to eat them all?"

"Well, i have seen him eat 15 carrots in one sitting. The carrots will be gone in 2 days time." said Harry. Louis was now done paying and he strolled back to the group. He opened the plastic bag containing the carrots and took one out.

He took a huge bite. *Crunch* and chewed.

His eyes widened, "You are right Liam, the carrots here do taste better!"

"Yeah, and that's beacuse they are organic, organic stuff means its good." Zayn said.

Harry smiled, "Speaking of organic..... You know that these carrots are grown using natural fertilisers like dung right?"

Louis rolled his eyes, "Of course i know that." he chewed and swallowed.

"The carrots were not washed, you know. I think there are still some traces of dung on your carrot," Harry started laughing , followed by the rest of the group.

Louis almost felt like barfing. "HARRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!" he exclaimed.

"Sorry, i just can't help it," Harry giggled. "Anyway, the carrots are clean, continue eating."

Louis sighed, "Great, now i dont feel like eating carrots anymore." he put the carrot into the bag with a bit of disgust in his face.

Just then, a rumble could be heard from afar.

"Earthquake?" Zayn asked.

"I don't think so." Niall could hear chanting.

Liam squinted his eyes and looked into the distance, "Oh no! IT'S THE FANGIRLS! RUNNNNNN!"

The five boys immediately stopped what they were doing and ran. The fangirls were carrying signboards, they were catching up fast.

"Quick, go into that alley!" Liam said. The five boys turned to their right and ran.

5 minutes later

"Did we lose them?" Zayn asked. They were hiding in a deserted house (thank goodness the door was unlocked)

Niall looked out of the window. There were no fangirls to be seen.

"All clear."

The five boys slowly came out of the house. The passer-bys seemed to be preoccupied in what they were doing.

Suddenly, a girl came out of nowhere and stood right infront of them.

"Are you the 1D boy band?" she asked curiously.

"Yeahhhhhhhh....." Liami said.

"Oh cool. Don't worry, i'm not a 1D fan, my friend is though, she's a big fan. She is part of that huge mob that was chasing you. Well bye then..." she skipped away.

The group heaved a sigh of relief.

"Oh that scared me."

"Yeah i know."

"I think we should head back home right now, i'm hungry and tired after all that running." said Louis. He took out the same carrot he was eating earlier and ate it.

"I though you said you had no appetite for carrots anymore?"

"Yeah, but i'm hungry," he took another carrot from the bag and offered it.

"Want some?"

AN: The mistakes (personality, name, etc) i have made are accidental. I DO NOT double check what i have written so as to make it funny (Except spelling). Please do not kill me. The next chapter will come out in.... uh...... i don't know. 6 months or more? Depends on my mood, yeah.

Bye.