Extreme Story of Complete Awesomeness!!!!

The Science Class, the Animal Shelter, and the demon spawn:

It all began in science class on their first day of high school......

MoonMoon: I came into class late, the teacher didn't know what to do with me so she sat me with complete strangers. One of which was Chow-Mein (also known as Mei). Everyone at the table was quiet and awkward so I just kind of sat there in my bundle of awkwardness group. Then this bundle of awkward happiness and anime came over and began to tell me about volunteering at an animal shelter. She had this bag on, it was a blue cat with wings. She was radiating Weaboo and I didn't even know what it was at the time but I knew she had it.

JohnLock: Ok, so here's the truest of true stories about myself. I just started high school and it seemed kind of boring. I refused to be bored so I started talking to this one chick who seemed approachable. I asked If she liked anime and manga she looked at me like I was speaking German (because Spanish is too mainstream). I invited her to volunteer with me at a local animal shelter and yah know what? she showed up. Boom friendship! The contract was set and I was officially going to drive this girl insane. True Story.

MoonMoon: So when I arrived at this animal shelter, I was brought to a closet of cats in the back of the building. They were climbing the walls and running through the rafters. Then they all saw me... We're not gonna talk about that now. She saw me too and her black shirt was covered in cat hair like she'd been rolling on the ground with them, and I wasn't even sure what her name was. We were cleaning up the room when two little boys - one maybe eight, the other twelve - came into the room and all hell broke loose! They were grabbing cats and throwing them around, and one grabbed a toy and chucked at my head. I didn't know what to think. She continued to apologize and tell me that they didn't come often but I wasn't sure if I wanted to come back.

JohnLock: I walk into the animal shelter late and see MoonMoon is already waiting. I was surprised that she showed. I didn't have a way of reminding her or anything yet here she was! I notice the bosses demon spawn of children are there today so I quickly take her to the cat room, hopping they didn't see the fresh meat. The cats welcome you in the only way they know how. Most will rub their face on you or head-butt you. I showed her Gabriel, he's not the nicest and I am pretty sure he has bipolar disease. So she sits down and pets the fat cat and its purring and rolling over on its back and then before I knew it, the little shit was attacking her. I got it off her and it just rolled back over on the floor. Here's the best part, the demon spawn have noticed the new arrival and have come to welcome her as well. I told her to ignore them and continued apologizing before the bad stuff even happened. They were hurling cats at the walls. cats were flying back and forth and the boss didn't believe us. Then they started throwing toys at me, they picked up a hard ball and hit MoonMoon in the head. The room went silent.....