My name's Chloe and I'm a lesbian. Haha just kidding... I'm 15 and I like ice cream. I'm in college like everyone else and I love school, love my mum, love my bros, my dad, love ice cream, love TV, love Christmas and most of all, I love my diary.
Did I say "love my diary"? Sorry, meant to say I HATE! this diary. I despise it, loathe it and I wish I could put shred it into pieces!! But I can't. As much as I hate it, It's the only thing that's actually listening to me... *sad crying*.... yeah whatever ...
"Morning mum, I can't wait for the big day, which is tomorrow. You know, my birrrrr-thdayyyyy"
"Yeah sure. Happy birthday in advance honey" says mum
"You know the best thing about birthdays are the gifts. I love gifts. Especially the ones you give me mum, they reaaaally mean a lot to me. Ohhh, I forgot my phone upstairs, my phone. Oh my poor phone, who knew the dog would end up chewing on it.."
"Yes my dear baby girl, how unfortunate" says mum
"Indeed" I sigh "I guess I have to wait for a reeeaaaally close opportunity for me to get a new one" I said. *Hint, hint* I need a new phone!!!
"Hmmhmm" she says.
But guess what? I got this dairy! Yey! I'm so happy! *Throw confetti* woo hoo! Ugh.. :-(
And the worst part was that my dad gave me some stupid dress that made me look like a kid ballerina. "Smile for the camera!" He said.
I wish I had a fairy or a genie that'll grant my wishes and then I'll fly away with my prince charming and my new iPhone 7 and then shout "Selfie!" on the unicorn and live happily ever after... yup. Not gonna happen:'(
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HumorLegend of the Chloe... who is ready to read about a girl who is in college and her day to day mischief? Beware of the consequences... mwuhahahahaheeheeehahaheehee Actually just knowing her is not a consequence though:-):-):-):-)
