Uncle dweedos book of random oneshots [COMPLETED]
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    I am bored. Fandoms. Oneshots. Canker blossoms acting like weeaboos. Random shiet. Videos of random magicarp. Conker refrences. Simpsons Christmas boogie. Hawwy pawtaw. Tiredness. Gawdzirra. Money. Titainium by David Guetta and (all) Sia. Nerd stuf...

    #authorascharacter #bears #canadiandreamrealized #fandom #oneshot #thethreeamigos

    You put the lime in the coconut and shake it all up.

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    Hey ho the heighty Ho! It is moi You already know who it is
    Crowd: Who? Tell us already!
    Little Bonja: is it Zanta Claws?
    Me: no... Averagezeldagamer. *goes and cries in the corner* 
    Well that was awkward well we have a new oneshot! Sigh.... Why do I even try anymore? *Lies on the floor and goes into extestenal  crisis mode* thanks danisnotonfire.... 
    Welllllll...
    DONT YOU DO IT CARTMAN!
    Welllllllllllllll........
    IM WARNING YOU
    WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE..........
    IM SERIUS CARTMAN!
    Well...... Then I'm Harry Potter.
    
                          
    I am the ice cream man running over fat kids with mah van
    
                          
    I need to get a life 
    
                          
    I used to think that I could not go on
    And life was nothing but an awful song
    But now I know the meaning of true love
    I'm leaning on the everlasting arms
    
                          
    If I can see it, then I can do it
    If I just believe it, there's nothing to it
    
                          
    [Chorus:]
    I believe I can fly
    I believe I can touch the sky
    I think about it every night and day
    Spread my wings and fly away
    I believe I can soar
    I see me running through that open door
    I believe I can fly
    I believe I can fly
    I believe I can fly
    
                          
    See I was on the verge of breaking down
    Sometimes silence can seem so loud
    There are miracles in life I must achieve
    But first I know it starts inside of me, oh
    
                          
    If I can see it, then I can be it
    If I just believe it, there's nothing to it
    
                          
    [Chorus]
    
                          
    Hey, cause I believe in me, oh
    
                          
    If I can see it, then I can do it (I can do it)
    If I just believe it, there's nothing to it
    
                          
    [Chorus]
    
                          
    Hey, if I just spread my wings
    I can fly
    I can fly
    I can fly, hey
    If I just spread my wings
    I can fly-eye-eye-eye
    Hum, fly-eye-eye
    
                          
    Howsa goin brows? 
    Oh good eyelashes.





    
                          
    Bish du I luk lik I car? NO!



    
                          
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    No Gary! Put down the Xbox! No! No! Noooooooooooo! My CoD files! Ruined! Why!!!!!





    
                          
    Murray
    Bill
    Smith
    Will
    Testament 
    Nope it's just chuck
    Wood
    Norris
    Charlie Brown 
    Casper ChaCha slide
    The konami code
    Get to teh choppa 
    I'll be back 
    Arnold
    Hey!
    No!
    Shut up!
    Smosh
    :3
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