After a long talk about other purposes i want to do with my art skills. I find the potato man to be more interesting than i thought and I found him very comforting, and not as intimidating as i thought, maybe he is a REAL potato. "Twitchy would you like to come to my house and see my Potato Gallery?" he says "You have a potato gallery?!?!!" I shout at the top of my lungs, making them hurt. "of course i would like to go."
I walk to his house, and i accidentally step into a rotten potato. When I get in his house he takes my shoe and doesn't give it back, instead he stokes it in a potatoes water. "what are you doing?" i ask "it will take out the toxins from the rotten potato you stepped on" he says "How did you know i stepped on a potato? you weren't there" i say "Easy, i see Everything." He grins "Okay potato gallery potato gallery" i cheer and we run to the potatoes. a Big mural of a drawn potato is on his wall as I see multiples potatoes surrounding the mural, along with tiny murals.
"Can i show you something?" he asks secretively "sure. What is it?" i ask and he takes my hand leading me to a king sized door "this is my play room" he says "like where inappropriate stuff?" i ask "sort of" He says. "Promise you won't tell anyone." He says and i promise. When he opens the door a giant statue of a potato is sitting on a throne, with many rotten potatoes piled up next to it, i see many recipes of different kinds of recipes are on the walls, with pictures of potatoes on the walls."Will you pray with me?" He asks and i feel fireworks light up inside of me."i'm not Christian" i say sadly "no we will we will hail to the allmighty potato god"
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Fifty Shades of hunklebunkle
Fanfiction"Mr. Hunklebunkle will see you now" trichina Bullwinkle falls in love with the potato look-a-like hunklebunkle. She has always liked potatoes, french fries, hash browns, sweet potatoes. So no wonder she falls in love with the potato man.
