How to not fall in love

In order to not fall in love, you have to know what you want, and what I want is perfection. That's right, Sunny, perfection.

If I were to, by some miracle, fall in love, I am going to fall in love with the most perfect specimen possible. Everything matters! First they have to meet my criteria of physical appearance. Then, they have to meet my requirements for an acceptable personality. Let's start with appearance.

Okay, so first off, they cannot be too much taller than me. I'm pretty small, and people out there in the world are all pretty tall. You want to make me fall in love with you? Get on my level first! Literally. Like, be my height. But you know, if you're like an inch taller than me, that's cool too. I'd say the limit is... Tiffany's height, she's about one inch taller than me. Yeah, that's the tallest I'll go for--

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Yah! Sunny! That doesn't mean I like Tiffany, okay?!

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Just, she's a good height. Ugh, just shut up and listen to me okay.

Next comes the face. That includes hair. I like long hair. Long dark hair. Waves. Yeah. Wavy, long, dark hair. Bangs? I can do with or without them, either way is fine. Eyes. She has to have nice big eyes. I know pretty much everyone has it, but I love brown eyes. Brown eyes are dark enough to be mysterious, but not dark enough to completely shut people out. Eyes are the window to the soul, or so everyone says. Oh! Also, eye smiles. I love eye smiles, it just makes Ti-- the person seem so bright and happy, you know? Speaking of smiles, straight white teeth and pink lips. Not too thin, not too thick. Just soft supple pink lips. Kissable, soft, supple, pink lips. Mmm...

Uhm anyway, for body types, I like someone who's curvy. I think one of the key factors I look for is the . Do they have a nice ? A nice, round, firm ? Do their jeans fit snugly, fit wonderfully? Do their hips sway left to right, swinging their tauntingly at me? I love a nice . I'm definitely a girl.

She also has to know how to carry herself. You know how they all say, confidence is y, right? Well "they" are completely right. Confidence is so y. When a girl can look good in fashionable clothes, that's awesome. But, when a girl can look good in just sweats or pajamas, that's even more awesome. It's all about how a girl carries herself you know. Kinda like Tiffany! She's got amazing fashion sense, but when she shows up to class in just an old worn sweater, some casual leggings, her black-rimmed glasses, and a messy bun she still looks amazing. Yep. Someone who's got that kind of aura.

Now, personality wise, I want the basics of course: nice, caring, attentive. But, they can't be overbearing, you know? I don't want someone breathing down my neck 24/7 asking me how I am, who I'm with, what I want, etc. They just have to show they genuinely care. For example, my birthday was a couple days ago. Tiffany remembered, and she even gave me a present! It wasn't anything expensive, just a cute card and a framed picture of us. I'm not someone who demands expensive and big gifts, just small sentimental things. Meaningful things! So, yeah...

Also, the girl I fall for has to have at least one talent that will blow me away. To steal my heart, you've got to impress me, you've got to stand out. I have a weak spot for singers and musicians.

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Yes, Sunny I know Tiffany sings, but we're not talking about her right now, okay? Let me finish up, we're almost done with this step okay?

Back to talents. Musicians and singers are my weak spot, but other good talents could be like drawing, painting, photography, writing, sports, dancing... stuff like that.

So yeah. I'd like to say I've set some pretty high standards that no one is going to reach anytime soon.

Do you know why people tend to become interested in each other? Curiosity.