Chapter 1: meet the booger queen

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--booger queen's POV--
Hey yows!!! Mesh is booger queen imma. Nerd in mah school...WHO CARES!!!!!! but its okay someday i will be famous!!!!!

"Hey everybody!!"

"SHUT UP YOU!!" SOMEONE SHOUTED..

"Payn." Tssk.

I went to mahh room and fixed everythingg....
I grabbed my collected boogers in my nose and putted it in my jar of booger collections.......Suddenly my cousin came in to my room.

"Hey audrey!!! Can i borrow one of your jars???" She grab my jar of boogers and said . "Eew whats dis??

"Ayyyeee!!!!!, no touchy dis is precious."

"GOODBYE!!" THE DOOR SHUT.

"its time to MEET the BOOGER QUEEN."

I had a family whose royal...mahh cousin is QUEEN ELIZABETH YOOOOOO!!!!
i have a face that is really pretty.(actually not, i have some pimples and its called precious... its really awsome right??..oh yeee....) and i always wear a garbage bag and my food is booger and my water is saliva you should try it it's important for your health. And mahh hair is like pretty..
(Not again stop lying booger queen.or audrey. Actually she has a bery long hair and there are s ome big lyes in her hair lawl.....and her family likes her...not relly)
Dont listen to dis conscience of mine

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⏰ Last updated: Dec 14, 2015 ⏰

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