The Warrior Of Triapsom

Chapter 2

"well well, what do we have here? Another hopped up kid passed out in the garbage. Wake up, boy." Said a strange man poking me with a cane. He was tall and wearing a robe with a hood that obscured his face all except for his nose which easily stuck six inches out of the hood.

"My name is Johnathan, and I'm not "hopped up" on any thing."I said pushing away his cane and trying to stand, but as I did my head started to hurt. "hey where am I?" I ask raising my hand to find the source of the pain.

"In the garbage." the strange man said looking quite annoyed.

"I mean what is this place?"

"Wow, you must have hit your head on something. You're In Tristriam the capital of the Frindit Empire." He said poorly hiding the destain in his voice

"What do you mean I'm in the Frindit Empire?" I yelled gesturing in front of me with my other hand. "Where in the hell is the Frindit Empire?"

"First off." The man said lifting one of his slender fingers. "Keep it down, you might attract the guards." He raised another finger. "Second off, how could you not have heard of it? It's only the biggest empire that has ever existed on Triapsom."

"Well I have have never heard of triapsom and have no idea what you're talking about. So if you can get me back to River View, Massachusetts on Earth that would be great."

"Wait, you're an outsider?" The man asked sounding panicked.

"I guess. Is that a problem?"

"Yea. It's a pretty big problem."

"Why? If I go tell someone high up they will send me back right?"

"No. If you tell anyone they will have you killed, and then I'll be killed for not turning you in."

"So you're not turning me in?"

"No, but I am leaving you here. Don't follow me." The man commanded as he picked some things up off the ground and turned towards the street.

Just then a six foot white rabbit wearing a helmet walked over, and blocked the only way out of the ally. He was accompanied by a short hefty man wearing what looked like a swat uniform that was two sizes too small. He also wore what I could only assume to be a taser on his hip and seemed to be itching for a reason to use it.

"Excuse me gentlemen. we heard the commotion and decided we would check it out. Now if the two of you would be kind enough to come with us to the guard tower. We will process you and let you be on you're way, mostly unharmed." the rabbit said with a maniacal grin in his face.

As the guards approached me I, without thinking, picked up a half full can of peas that was nearby and lobbed it at the two causing them to duck out of the way. Then I picked up the closest weapon I could find which happened to be a broken leg to an old wooden table. Then I rushed the rabbit. I hit it over the head, leaving quite a large dent in the side of his helmet. I turn in time to see him fall backwards, unconscious. As I turned toward the other guard I raised the makeshift club like a sword. I took a heavy swing upwards as he ran at me, and connected with his jaw, knocking him down.

"You know, on second thought." The large nosed man said. "Maybe you should come with me."