" There once was a girl from Japan
Who the hosts mistook for a man
But when she broke a vase
And with no way to pay
She was forced to be part of the band
Now it was easy to pick
Up that she was a chick
The obvious choice
Was of course her girl voice
Oh and did I mention no dick?
But the hosts are oblivious
(Even after getting her dressed)
So they whore their "dog" out
With surely no doubt
That everything'll be fixed.
And did I mention they're rich?
Yeah, a bunch of spoiled rich kids.
I bet in Japan
They're saying "Oh man,
We rule this economy, bitch!"
So as Haruhi starts working the pole
An epic tale will unfold
I guess there's this princess
Who's like a villainess
But that's just for this episode!
See, for each episode
Characters will come and go
And if the plot lends,
Won't be seen again
To a place that God only knows.
There is a test it should pass
To do so, you simply ask
"Well if this thing
Had no yaoi
Would it just fall flat on it's ass?"
-The Yaoi Critic
