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These are just some of my favourite teenposts or memes, hope you like them ;)

Teacher: " Come on ! You learnt this is grade 3 !"

Me: " I can't even remember what I had for dinner last night."

* Food hits floor *

Little Germs: "GET IN !!"

King Germ: "NO! WE MUST WAIT 5 SECONDS!"

Me: "Do you need help mum?"

Mum: "No thanks sweetie"

*3 minutes later*

Mum: "HONEST TO GOD IT'S LIKE NONE OF YOU CARE AROUND HERE!"

Friend: "Hey, did you get a haircut"?

Me: "No. I died the tips invisible."

Officer: "How high are you?"

"No officer, it's "Hi, how are you"

SON OF A B............ISSCUIT

Oh, hey, mum

Friends: "Can I come over?"

Real Friends: "I'm coming over"

Best Friends: Just appear in your room randomly.

Mum: "Eat your carrots"

Me: "I hate carrots"

Mum: "But they love you!"

Me: "Because I dont eat them!!"

True story

$19.99

Because $20.00 is an outrageous amount of money.

"Wow, it's almost summer, better start working on my tan"

*turns up laptop brightness*

*Hearing scary noise at night*

"Well this is it, I had a good life"

Stuff butterflies

I feel the whole freakin zoo when I'm with you

"I don't hate you, it's just that... Okay... Yeah...Nevermind.......

I hate you."

Friend: "AAAAAAHHHHHHH a cockroach!"

Me: "Calm down, it's only a roach"

*Roach opens wings*

Me: "OH MY GOSH! RUN!!"

Why do we feel safe under a blanket if there was a murderer I the house

It's not like he gonna come in saying.. "I'M GONNA! ..

Oh dam! She's under the blanket"

Some kids were dropped as a baby.

But you wear clearly thrown in the air, hit by a ceiling fan

And tossed out the window.

"I can't stand long distance relationships anymore"

"Fridge! You are coming to my room!"

I hate when people say you have bearly touched your food.

Like what? Do you want me to stroke it.

Me: *breathes*

Mum: "I am sick and tired of your attitude!"

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⏰ Last updated: Jun 26, 2013 ⏰

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