At the moment, Mongolia, Japan, Taiwan, China, the Koreas, and Hong Kong are trying to have a normal evening
China: Hey, Japan?
Japan: Hai?
China: What should we make for dinner?
Japan: Why not some sushi--
South Korea: NO, KIMCHI, DA-ZE!
North Korea: Ugh, can you all just shut up for once?!
Mongolia: ...
Taiwan: Hey! Where did all my dresses go?
Hong Kong: You just bought a ton from the mall.
Taiwan: Not nearly enough, I have nothing to wear--
North Korea: You do, I barely have anything for myself so be thankful!
Mongolia: I remember when I was a young country like you--
North Korea: (Oh great, here we go again.)
Mongolia: And there were these two mean countries that I was just stuck in between--
China: DONT GUILT TRIP ME BECAUSE IT WON'T WORK, ARU!!!
Mongolia: AND I HAD TO MARRY ONE OF THEM BECAUSE OUR BOSSES HEADS WERE FILLED WITH GLORIOUSLY HORRIBLE IDEAS! DO YOU HEAR ME, CHINA?!?!!... .alright, I'm done.
Hong Kong: That was... Interesting?
Taiwan: Can't we all just be a cute family for once?
North Korea: What do you mean by CUTE. *shudder* I don't do cute.
Taiwan: Like, we could all love each other and be nice--
North Korea: And eat pies made of sugar and rainbows? Haha, not happening anytime soon, sorry.
China: North! *smacks north*
North Korea: OW! Hey! I thought you were better than Japan!
China: Of course I am, aru! But are you?
Japan and North Korea: Hey! -.-
Mongolia: I think that China is actually the worst.
China: Hey! Be nice to me for once, aru!
Mongolia: Nice? To you?
China: Ugh...
Taiwan: Okay! First off, we're all gonna take turns playing Super Smash Bros!
Everyone but Taiwan: Uh, okay...
(First up, North Korea, Japan, and Mongolia)
North Korea: Can I team up with you, Mongolia?
Mongolia: Um--
Japan: No.
North Korea: Ugh, fine. I don't even like any of these weird characters. I'll just choose R.O.B, I guess.
Japan: *chooses Link*
Mongolia: *chooses Sheik*
3, 2, 1, GO!
North Korea immediately made R.O.B go over to Link, ignoring Sheik completely as he began to fight Link.
Mongolia: Hey, what about me?
North Korea: I want to fight the funny elf man. His name is Zelda, yes?
Japan: He. Is. Not. ZELDA!!! *pauses the game and actually fights North Korea in real life*
Mongolia: Ah, both of you, stop!
Taiwan: This obviously won't do... How about we just talk?
China: About how that devil over there scared me for many years, aru? *points to Mongolia*
Mongolia: I-I have no idea of what you're talking about.
China: Aiya! Don't play dumb with me, aru!
Japan: You're the one that started it, knowing you--
China: And now my little brother is teaming up with you! Aiya, I hate you!
Mongolia: And I hate you. *glares*
South Korea: *secretely making everything in the fridge turn into kimchi*
Mongolia and China: *yelling*
Japan: *siding with Mongolia*
North Korea: *torn between Mongolia and China*
China: YOU ARENT EVEN IN EAST ASIA!
Mongolia: I'M ADOPTED, REMEMBER?!
Japan: Yes, Mongolia. Yes.
North Korea: I-I don't know who's right.
Taiwan: Hey, where did Hong Kong and South go??
Hong Kong: *in the kitchen eating peach buns while talking to south casually*
South: *making everything turn into kimchi*
China: NOOOOOO, MY BEAUTIFUL COOKING! WASTED, WASTED!
Taiwan: Erm.... I'm going to my room. Bye. *leaves*
China: SOUTH, STOP!
South Korea: NO, ANIKI! I AM BEING INDEPENDENT NOW!
North Korea: *goes under the couch*
Mongolia: LET HIM DO WHAT HE WANTS TO, CHINA!
Japan: *goes to his room and hides under his blanket*
Hong Kong: *peacefully eating peach buns*
So, yeah, in short, they can't be normal. XD
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Crazy Days With the East Asian Family
CasualeThis family is really, really, REALLY something else. Spend some time reading about their daily, "normal" activities. If you dare~ I do not own Hetalia or the characters in the shows, Hidekaz Himaruya does. I only wrote this fanfiction, and the fanf...
