jesus christ // prologue

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Fuck me.

This guy just stepped foot in my block. Not going to lie or anything, but he is hot as all hell, and his tumblr layout is amazing.

But.

He's been rising up the ranks, and I've been stalking him ever since an anon linked me his page. What is it about guys with tight shirts and glasses that make everyone stop in their steps?

His name was Amazingphil. And I'm still denying that he's amazing, because I'm, just—just so obviously superior.

Who has a grunge aesthetic anymore? It's not 2005. Why is he so pleasing to the eye? God knows I have a shitty webcam aesthetic but his is just the right type of shit.

Does that make sense? probably not.

Time to message him anonymously. Judge his character.

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a/n: this is a super cool idea and I'm claiming it,, this is enjoyable so far and i want to to be funny, with my writing style that will be hard. wish me luck. bye x

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⏰ Last updated: Dec 16, 2015 ⏰

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