Red and Blue got married and had a baby named Purple. They had a maid named Yellow who had a son named Green whose father was Blue, the person she was working for at the time. Yellow was distressed to see that her ex had moved on and gotten married so quickly. Then, she saw her opportunity. She instantly fell in love with Red and was glad she was her maid. She knew their love would be wrong (if it ever happened). Even Blue sensed SOMETHING going on, but couldn't quite put his finger on it.
When Blue went on a business trip, Red decided to make the first move. At a random moment, Red approached Yellow and said, "I know this is wrong for me to be feeling, but..." and kissed her passionately, "but I love you. I love you more than Blue by a lot. Please ignore him. You and I, we could be together forever! Please, be with me! We'll tell Blue later. Just tell me how you feel." Red begged with pleading eyes. Yellow knew what she wanted to say but didn't know how to say it so she just said, "I love you too."
Red picked Yellow up bridal style and took her to the bedroom and they did naughty things until they were too exhausted to lift a finger. Then they slept together in what was supposed to be Red and Blue's bed.
A week later Blue came home to a very sick Red and a hyper Yellow, which was very unusual since Red was almost never sick and Yellow normally was low on energy. Blue just thought Yellow had gotten hooked on coffee and Red caught a stomach bug while he was gone. Red and Yellow had their suspicions about Red's sudden sickness and that was why Yellow was so hyper. 😉
While Blue was at work Yellow and Red went to the doctor's office to find out why Red was so sick. Just like they thought, she was pregnant. They decided to keep the baby but wait until they had the baby to move out and possibly wait to have Blue find out they were expecting until then. But they couldn't wait until then.
Instead, they waited until Blue got home from work to tell him. When he did finally arrive, they immediately sat him down on the couch and told him about the affair. He was not at all happy about that. Red and Yellow were almost afraid to tell him that there was a bun in the oven. They did anyway. They prepared for impact as he got up, packed all of his belongings, and drove away in his car. Yellow and Red were stunned that he didn't throw a hissy fit about it. He left Purple with Yellow and Red to stay with them, although he'd probably want to take her back within a week, and he did. After a little arguing, they settled on having her every other week at each other's houses. So, every other week they had two kids and one on the way (Green and Purple). No matter what, Green was staying with them at Red's house.
Nine long and agonizing months later, a beautiful Orange was born. Orange was identified agender, or without a definite gender. When Red got out of the hospital, Yellow proposed to her. She said yes and they got married and lived a wonderful life together as a mixed family.
