Chapter Twelve: Telephone

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Gaga feels her phone vibrating in her bra. As she takes out her phone she realises that it is Beyoncé ringing. “Hello? Beyoncé? You’re always interrupting the middle of my show.” Gaga says playfully. Taking off an attached skirt to reveal a bodysuit. And letting out her hair to fall down her back.

Hello, Hello, Baby, you called?

I can’t hear a thing

I have no service in this club, you say? Say?

Wha-wha-what did you say, huh?

You’re breakin’ up on me

Sorry I cannot hear you

I’m kinda busy

Kinda busy

Kinda busy

Sorry I cannot hear you I’m kinda busy

Just a second

It’s my favourite song they’re gonna play

And I cannot text you with a drink in my hand, eh?

You should’ve made some plans with me

You knew that I was free

And now you won’t stop calling me

I’m kinda busy

Gaga hangs up the phone and puts it back in her bra and she dances the chorography to the song.

Stop callin’

Stop callin

I don’t wanna think anymore

I left me head and heart on the dancefloor

Stop callin’

Stop callin’

I don’t wanna talk anymore

I left my head and my heart on the dancefloor

Stop telephonin’ me

(Stop telephonin’ me)

I’m busy

(I’m busy)

Stop telephonin’ me

(Stop telephonin’ me)

Can call all you want but there’s no one home

And you’re not gonna reach my telephone

Out in the club

And I’m sipping that bubb

And your not gonna reach my telephone

Can call all you want but there’s no one home

And you’re not gonna reach my telephone

Out in the club

And I’m sipping that bubb

And your not gonna reach my telephone

Beyoncé walks up to the stage and sings.

Boy, the way you blowing up my phone

Won’t make me leave no faster

Put my coat on faster

Leave my girls no faster

I should’ve left me phone at home

‘Cause this is a disaster

Calling like a collector

Sorry, I cannot answer

Gaga surprised to see Beyoncé continues to sing with her.

Not that I don’t like yuou

I’m just at a party

And I am sick and tired of my phone r-ringing

Beyoncé smiles at Gaga and sings.

Sometimes I feel like I live in grand central station

Tonight I’m not takin’ no calls

‘Cause I’ll be dancing

I’ll be dancin’

I’ll be dancin’

Tonight I’m takin’ no calls

‘Cause I’ll be dancin’

Together Gaga & Beyoncé dance together and sing.

Stop callin’

Stop callin

I don’t wanna think anymore

I left me head and heart on the dancefloor

Stop callin’

Stop callin’

I don’t wanna talk anymore

I left my head and my heart on the dancefloor

Stop callin’

Stop callin

I don’t wanna think anymore

I left me head and heart on the dancefloor

Stop callin’

Stop callin’

I don’t wanna talk anymore

I left my head and my heart on the dancefloor

Stop telephonin’ me

(Stop telephonin’ me)

I’m busy

(I’m busy)

Stop telephonin’ me

(Stop telephonin’ me)

Not gonna reach for my telephone.

Gaga & Beyoncé hold hands as they run out of the club and weren’t seen anymore.

We’re sorry, we’re sorry

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