Funny and dirty preferences: One Direction

What interrupts you two while making out

Niall: You two were on the living room sofa just cuddling and talking goofy. When out of the blue, he gives you a small peck on the lips and turns into a makeout session.You turn and start to straddle him when you hear a knock on the door. He told you to ignore it but you decline and head to the door. You checked and it was your mother.

Harry: He lead you to his bed in his room and started sucking on your neck. You let out a small moan when suddenly you feel a hand go slowly up your thigh ( you were wearing shorts) and had the sudden urge to pee. You pulled back, got out of his grasp and ran to the bathroom leaving him confused and wanting more.

Zayn: Nothing but moans and the sweet smell of love in the air in your room."Fuck....ZAYN! HARDER!" you moaned and yell while he was slowly thrusting into you.He started to speed of the pace when crashes of plates and glass and pans hit the floor downstairs. "FUCK!" Zayn said when he got out of you and both threw on clothes to see what happened.Niall and Louis in the kitchen...laughing when they saw you two.

Louis: He was massaging your left breast and lightly sucking on the right one. You let out a huge gasp when a wave of pleasure hit you. You had to keep quiet because you were in a public restroom...romantic huh? Aha..he was slowly tugging down your pants when someone on the other side shouted :" You two could finish fucking each other in your car, while i take a fucking dump! Hurry THE FUCK UP !" i jumped down from the sink and pulled my shirt down and started laughing along with Louis !

Liam:You two were planning on inviting his family over so you could meet them but he interrupted your thoughts of if you should or not. "I have a better idea.." you say and lead him to the kitchen table. "We could invite them once we buy another table." you winked and he finally understood. He laid you on the table, and him getting on right after. He started kissing you forcefully,yet passionately. You decided to be a tease and palm him through his jeans in the process. He let out a raspy moan into your mouth. He left kisses trailing your jawline and started sucking on your earlobe. You giggled because it tickled and he moaned. Turned on much? you were unbuttoning his jeans when you hear i believe Zayn say : "SOMEBODY'S GONNA BE BREAKING TABLES TONIGHT! "

(ahahahahaha i believe this is my first dirty preferance i ever did im not sure...but i hope its good! xD

idk man.....i just LOVE FLYING! XD love you guys!)