Girl: Time for my show! Let's see....Exaggerated abundance of unnecessary snacks? Check. Warm and fluffy blanket to provide warmth from evil ceiling fan that blows cold and monstrous air to bring blanket and I closer together? Check. Ready to scream at any troll who dares to interrupt television show? Check. Lights off? Check.
*lays on backside in cozy bed*
Girl: Ugh....I can't see. *shifts body a little to the right*
Boobs: Well hello! Don't mind me! Hey girl, you don't mind if I stay right here do you?
Girl: Actually I do mind. I'm kinda trying to watch something and erm...you two are kinda blocking my view.
Boobs: Oh this show is gooooodddd! Wait. Did you say on your back?!?!?! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GURD YOU SO FUNNY!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA
Girl: *rolls eyes*
Boobs: I'm gonna suffocate you now.
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The Adventures of Oversized Boobs
AdventureHaving breast is a pain. We all know the struggle. But only those with the bigger odds know the true struggle. Adventure
