*walks into clothing store*
Girl: Wow. They literally have nothing here I can legit wear without either choking, rearranging my organs, or both. Designers must make clothes for A-cup girls, whatever that "A-cup" thing means. *fiddles with shirt on hanger in pure disgust*
*walks around in attempt to find real clothing*
*sees pretty shirt /dress that doesn't look fake*
Girl: Oh look! This shirt is so cute!
Girl: OHMYGURD I CAN AFFORD IT!!!
Girl: EEEEEEPPP! IT'S IN MY SIZE!!
*Goes to dressing room to try on*
*hurriedly speed walks to dressing room*
Once In dressing room
*snatches shirt off and slides possible new one over head*
Boobs: WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH!!! WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING?!
Girl: Please let me put this one on. It's really cute and I really like it and I know if you just give it a chance you'll like it too
Boobs: NO! I don't want it!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Girl: Fine
*pouts rest of the day*
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The Adventures of Oversized Boobs
AventuraHaving breast is a pain. We all know the struggle. But only those with the bigger odds know the true struggle. Adventure
