Girl: What a delicious sandwich! And those chips.....Muah! Amazing lunch I prepared if I do say so myself. Maybe now I'll settle and do a little....WHAT...Ouch! What is that?!
* goes in bathroom and undresses top half of body to identify mystery pain*
*takes bra off*
*42lbs worth of crumbs fall to ground like a heavy snowfall*
Girl: *makes horrid face* HOW DID ALL THAT MAKE IT INTO MY BRA AND I DIDN'T FEEL IT UNTIL NOW?
Girl: THAT'S ENOUGH CRUMBS...wait..... THERE WERE WHOLE PIECES OF FOOD IN THERE! Is that....Is that an apple slice?!?!
Girl: Now I have to sweep all this mess up. Great.
Boobs: Well it's about time you noticed we were in pain. You eat like a freakin' slob you know.
Girl: I do NOT eat like a slob. You just catch everything I try to eat and then use it as a weapon against me.
Boobs: I...No...So maybe you're right. But come on now, you can't be mad at me. You eat way too much. Having us as a net is saving you calories. Now sweep that mess up.
Girl: *stomps off to get broom and dustpan*
Boobs: HEY!!! HEY!!! THAT HURTS!!!!
Girl: Hush.
Boobs: Look just because you found a few crumbs doesn't mean that you have to stomp around and make us floop all over the place won't make us not catch your crumbs and cause you massive discomfort.
Girl: *sulks while angrily sweeping*
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The Adventures of Oversized Boobs
PertualanganHaving breast is a pain. We all know the struggle. But only those with the bigger odds know the true struggle. Adventure
