Firestar came over to my house yesterday. He's not mad at me about the haircut anymore, and he just got over being mad about the "Pie Incident" which maybe I'll explain later on...
He was carrying a huge device that was slightly bigger than your average house phone with a super long antenna. "What in the name of StarClan is that?" I demanded.
"It's a cool new invention I just discovered!" he replied. "It's called a sell phone...I think you're supposed to sell it to other people after you buy it but I figured out you can use it to call people!"
I just realized he's more outdated than I already thought. "That phone isn't a real phone meaning not a SMARTphone. It has zero IQ just like you!" I excalimed. "Just so you know the cell phone was invented before we were in StarClan...here I'll buy you a real phone..."
So we visited Willowbreeze's Wal-mart and bought an iPhone 4S. Unfortunately, they were out of the iPhone 5, but it would do. I always thought Siri was dumb, but when I asked, "What is Firestar's IQ?" she correctly answered, "Zero." Everyone knows that...
I showed him how to text and call people. He downloaded an app called, "How To Tie Your Shoelaces." I've always said they had an app for everything, even tying shoes! Leave it to Firestar to be the only one to waste $0.99 on it...
He gave me his number...so I texted him as soon as I got home. Hi :)
He responded almost immediately. Hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was thinking that the exclamation marks were stupid and girly. He doesn't have to be that excited, I only said hi! And I would never put a smiley face in a message to Firestar unless....well you'll see.
So I sent, Hi :), again. He answered, Didn't I already say hi?
I kept sending over and over again for like, a whole hour or something, Hi :) His responses were stuff like, What in StarClan's name is wrong with you?
Eventually Sandstorm knocked on my door and entered the den without asking for permission. "Firestar says you saying hi to him over and over again," she says. "I know you'd never say hi to him for real. I guess he doesn't get what you're doing."
I thought she was going to tell me to stop it. Instead, she took out her phone and asked, "What's his number?"
