Harry Potter ship one shots. Sometimes 3-shots.

Ron x Draco

Ron dodged another vase that was thrown at him. "I already apologized, Draco!"

The ex-Slytherin glared at his husband. "What you said was unforgivable!"

"All I did was say that the sweater Mum knitted for you can hide your baby bump!" He retorted, using his arms as shields.

"THAT IS LIKE CALLING ME FAT!" Draco raged, dropping the next vase and throwing himself on the couch.

Ron cringed and sat next to his husband, who's face was burrowed into a pillow. "I, um, didn't mean to call you or hint that you were fat." He muttered.

The Malfoy, now Weasley, sniffed and huffed. "Promise that you won't say it again?" He asked timidly.

Ron nodded quickly. "I solemnly swear to never EVER call you fat again."

  Draco sat up and crossed his legs. "Then it's settled. Now go make me a cup of tea."

Ron sighed and went to the kitchen. Being married to this git was an adventure alright.