Cows With Guns

Just to let you know Mr. Cow is a cow

____________________________________________

One day Mr. Cow woke up and was feeling very hungry. Mr. Cow decided that he was going to go to KFC to buy some chicken wings. So Mr. Cow put on his black shoes and purple jumper. Mr. Cow decided that he was going to take his car, since he was very hungry and walking took to long.

Once Mr. Cow arrived at KFC he ordered six chicken wings. Mr. Cow slowly stumbled over to a table to wait for his food. Half an hour had passed and Mr. Cows food still had not come. Mr. Cow had anger manegment problams, so now he was very angry. Suddenly Mr. Cow started to sprint towords the kitchen. Mr. Cow punched the chef in the face. The chef was very surprised and ran out of the kitchen to call the police.

Mr. Cow walked out of kitchen, feeling quite proud of himself. Mr. Cow walked over to the cashiar and asked for his chicken wings. The young boy said 'No!'. Then Mr. Cow pulled out his gun, pointed at the boys head.

"YOU BETTER GIVE MR. COW SOME CHICKENS WINGS!!!" shouted Mr. Cow. Suddenly the police kicked down the door and shot Mr. Cow in the back. "ahhh!!" Mr. Cow screamed.

Mr. Cow fell on the deep fryer, he was dead. Mr. Cows blood ran though the deep fryer, making the oil turn deep red. The chef walked in and kicked Mr. Cow a bit. The chef was a little crazy, so he cooked Mr. Cow.

All the staff at KFC sat down and ate a feast whtch included Mr. Cow. Suddenly a chicken came though the big glass doors and yelled "Why the hell didn't you save me some Mr. Cow!"

The staff we're all very shocked to see a talking chicken. The manger of KFC said "Please, will you join us?". The chicken slighty noded his head and walked over to the tables. The manger smiled. Then the chicken pulled out a gun.

"I'm not gonna share anything with you losers!" the chicken yelled while shooting the staff of KFC.The chicken sat down and finshed the meal and lived quite a happy life. But then he got cancer and died.

THE END!