Mud & Swears

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"ALLEN!" Oliver screamed.

"What the fuc- fudge do you want?" 

"You left muddy shoe prints through out the entire house!  And you covered my carpet with it too!"

"Why should I care?" Allen rolled his eyes.

"I will make you pay for cleaning this up!"

"What the hell! It's not like the swear jar!  Oh fuck I swore, shit, fuck!  Sorry!  SHIT!"

"Swear jar."

"Shit... Oh fuck."

Oliver shook the jar out in front of him and smiled as Allen paid up.  

"Now.  Clean up the mud so I don't have to hire a cleaning lady you will inevitably flirt with. Or if you don't clean it up yourself then you have to pay for the cleaning lady."

"Ugh.... Fine...."




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⏰ Last updated: Dec 20, 2015 ⏰

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