Showdown ~Jayy Von Monroe Fan Fiction~

Chapter One

*Britney's POV*

Since when has a popstar ever been on Warped Tour? Wasn't Warped a place for punk rock bands? Where pretty much whatever band you go to see you can mosh? Well than why is a popstar performing on mainstage? More specifically, why is Britney Spears playing mainstage? That is all I've been hearing the past month and a half since it was announced I would be playing mainstage at Vans Warped Tour. Now here I am sitting in my broken down tour bus, about to be interviewed by famous youtube interviewer, Bryan Stars.

"You know you can sit here, right?" I patted the space to the left of me, then added "Ashley won't be able to find a new bus for a while.' Bryan nodded and sat next to me. We've been waiting around an hour and a half since the bus broke down. The driver, Joey, said that we needed some kind of part that was really rare and really expensive. I offered to pay, but he said even if I did we wouldn't be able to get it and get the bus working in time for the kickoff party. "Ready?" He asked and I nodded in reply.

"Ok, in- is it on?" He cut himself off, asking Miranda, I think it was, if the camera was on. She nodded. "Ok, in 3, 2, 1. Hey, what's up you guys? I'm here with?" "Britney Spearssss," I held out the 's' at the end for the hell of it.  "Right now we are sitting on my broken down bus waiting for my  manager Ashley to find a new one." I stated.

"So we're gong to start with a fun one, our trade mark question. If you were a porn star, what would be you porn star name, and your catch phrase? It's probably a future career for you." That caught me by surprise.

"Yeah, defffffiantly." I laughed with Bryan. "Wow, that's a good one. I've never been asked that one before. Umm," porn star name. Umm.. "I think I'd go with Britney Bitch. My catch phrase? Umm.. I'd probably just go up to people and say "hey wanna fuck" until I get a yes."

"You're not the first that's said that," Bryan laughed.

"Really? Well then who was the first?"

"The first was Jayy Von Monroe."

Who? I voiced my thoughts and Bryan laughed. I looked at him confused. Why is he laughing?

"Oh this is good. Jayy is a singer/screamer in the band Blood On The Dance Floor. He is also a Britney hater." Oh. "Oh really?" "Yup. He always tweets a bunch of shit to you. Which I don't get because he is a generally nice guy." "Read me some of the tweets." I demanded.

He looked me surprised. "You sure?" I nodded and he pulled out his phone, logging on to Twitter. Once I saw he was on this guys Twitter I stole his phone. "Why is this Britney whore even on Warped? This aint no place for that pop shit. Aint nobody got time fo dat." I read out loud. Are you kidding me?

"'Brit-Brit, please cover up. Nobody wants to see your ugly ass in your underwear performing on stage like a slut.' 'Hoe, please stop it. The world doesn't need any of your rotten Spears kids running around anytime soon.' 'I'm such a killer fuck, you're just a b-rated slut.' Oh please. I've heard better insults from a 10 year old." I scowled handing Bryan his phone back.

"You'll be happy to know that I'm still pure. Just because I sing about sex doesn't mean that I've ever had it. I don't usually get to pick out my concert outfit. When I do, I'm usually pretty much fully clothed. You have no room to judge me when you've never met me."

"Wow. I'm finally not the only one." Bryan smiled and I returned it. "Being a virgin is nothing to be ashamed of. In this generation, being a virgin is like having a real pet unicorn. It's very rare and it's something to be happy about. You want to keep it for as long as you can. Until something better comes along."

"Words of wisdom right there. Now we're are going to play a game. I've never did this in an interview before. You've said you never really listened to any of the bands who are on Warped this year, right?" I nodded and Bryan started explaining. "So I have the list of every band on warped this year. I'm going to play a few songs by bands off that list and you have to guess who it's by." This should be fun. He grabbed his phone and started typing something. Soon enough music started blasting through the bus.