The Adventurous Adventures of One Direction 3 Transcript

Part 4: A Harry Situation

CAST (in order of appearance)

Louis
Zayn
Niall
Liam
Henry
Harry
Abominable Snowman
Lady Gaga

HENRY'S HOUSE

Louis:
Harry?

Zayn:
Goat man?

Niall:
Hairy goat man?

Louis:
Come on, Harry. We need to go save Christmas.

Liam:
They're not in the goat man's cabin.

Zayn:
Then where'd they go? Harry just said he had to wee, right?

Louis:
Maybe he suddenly realized he had some last minute shopping to do. Maybe for someone's birthday?

Niall:
Hmm. Seems unlikely.

Louis:
Grr.

Zayn:
Hey, look. Footprints.

Liam:
You're right, Zayn. They were probably left there by someone's feet. The question is, whose feet were they?

Zayn:
Harry's?

Liam:
*gasp!* Harry's!

Louis:
Yup! It checks out.

Liam:
The question is, what were Harry's feet doing over there?

Niall:
He must have been using his feet... to move... in that direction!

Zayn:
Which means... if we want to find him...

Niall:
We should move... in that direction!

Louis:
Would you three come on?

CUT TO SOMEWHERE IN THE FOREST

Zayn:
*gasp* Look, over there!

Louis:
*gasp* Goat man! There you are!

Zayn:
What happened to you?

Louis:
And where's Harry?

Henry:
*splutter gag coughs*

Louis:
Ew! Stop that!

Henry:
I just... I just saw it.

Louis:
Saw what? Harry?

Henry:
No! *splutter gag coughs*

Louis:
Ew, stop that! You gross.

Henry:
I just saw.. the abominable snowman!

Niall:
All this bellyaching over a snowman?

Henry:
An abominable snowman!

Niall:
Well, aren't you the art critic!

Henry:
No, you don't understand. It's a monster!

Louis:
A monster?!

Henry:
Yeah, it-it's got... It's got.. teeth! ...and... uh...

Louis:
Well, I've got teeth.