CAST (in order of appearance)
Louis
Zayn
Niall
Liam
Henry
Harry
Abominable Snowman
Lady GagaHENRY'S HOUSE
Louis:
Harry?Zayn:
Goat man?Niall:
Hairy goat man?Louis:
Come on, Harry. We need to go save Christmas.Liam:
They're not in the goat man's cabin.Zayn:
Then where'd they go? Harry just said he had to wee, right?Louis:
Maybe he suddenly realized he had some last minute shopping to do. Maybe for someone's birthday?Niall:
Hmm. Seems unlikely.Louis:
Grr.Zayn:
Hey, look. Footprints.Liam:
You're right, Zayn. They were probably left there by someone's feet. The question is, whose feet were they?Zayn:
Harry's?Liam:
*gasp!* Harry's!Louis:
Yup! It checks out.Liam:
The question is, what were Harry's feet doing over there?Niall:
He must have been using his feet... to move... in that direction!Zayn:
Which means... if we want to find him...Niall:
We should move... in that direction!Louis:
Would you three come on?CUT TO SOMEWHERE IN THE FOREST
Zayn:
*gasp* Look, over there!Louis:
*gasp* Goat man! There you are!Zayn:
What happened to you?Louis:
And where's Harry?Henry:
*splutter gag coughs*Louis:
Ew! Stop that!Henry:
I just... I just saw it.Louis:
Saw what? Harry?Henry:
No! *splutter gag coughs*Louis:
Ew, stop that! You gross.Henry:
I just saw.. the abominable snowman!Niall:
All this bellyaching over a snowman?Henry:
An abominable snowman!Niall:
Well, aren't you the art critic!Henry:
No, you don't understand. It's a monster!Louis:
A monster?!Henry:
Yeah, it-it's got... It's got.. teeth! ...and... uh...Louis:
Well, I've got teeth.

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