Secrets Revealed - The Truth Behind Us

WARNINGS

Liam: Hello, we have something important to say.

Louis: Liam I really don't see the point of this.

Liam: Well we need to make sure that the readers know what they're embarking on before they start to read this book.

Niall: I have to agree with Lou on this one. There's not gonna be anything bad in this book. It's just gonna be us talking and swearing.

Liam: Well that's a good one right there: swearing. To all the readers out there, there will be a lot of swearing becau-

Louis: Because we're grown men and we fucking love to swear!

Niall: Nice, mate.

Liam: Do you really have to swear in every sentence you say?

Louis: Fuck yes!

Liam: Where on earth is Harry? You never swear as much when he's around.

Niall: Yeah because he's scared of being spanked.

Louis: Niall!

Liam: Seriously, where is Harry? He's the only sensible person in this group.

Louis: He went to the bathroom. I'm sure you can spend five minutes without him.

Niall: Are you talking about yourself or Liam?

Louis: Shut up.

Liam: What other warnings should we give?

Louis: That you're a pain in the ass.

Liam: Do you really have to be so-

Harry: I'm back! Sorry, I was having a wee. What are we talking about today?

Louis: Hi babe.

Harry: Hello darling.

Liam: Right, that's another warning we should give. This book will most probably contain a lot of Larry because those two don't seem to be able to get their hands off each other for more than ten minutes.

Louis: So what? Do you have a problem with that?

Liam: You know I don't Lou, but some people still refuse to acknowledge that you're together even though you came out years ago and are happily married.

Louis: Well fuck them! We don't need them here.

Harry: Louis.... You said you weren't going to swear anymore.

Louis: Oops?

Niall: So, what? We're making Larry a warning?

Liam: I really think we should.

Harry: What else did you put while a wasn't there?

Niall: So far we have swearing and Larry.

Louis: Since I can't guarantee that it won't happen, I think we should add acts of sexual nature.

Liam: What is wrong with you. We're not adding that because it won't be happening.

Louis: I mean, you never kn-

Liam: Harry can you say something about this? Tell him nothing will be happening while we're writing!

Harry: No comments.

Niall: This is gonna be great!

Louis: Are you sure you're straight, Niall?

Niall: Well, I think we should leave! Those warnings are good enough.

Liam: But wha-

Niall: Bye!

Word Count: 443 words
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Hello, just wanted to welcome you to my story!

This work is purely fiction and I don't have any affiliation with One Direction at all, sadly.

Anyways, feedback would be great and don't be shy to correct me on any grammar mistakes.

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