Recently I answered the phone and it was a sales person from a long distance company. They asked for my late father by name.
"I'm sorry," I answered, "but he's dead."
Their reply, "May I leave a number in case the situation changes?"
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HumorRandom jokes that I found on the Internet while browsing through. (If any offence is taken to jokes please call 1300 GETALIFE for help in that department) Jokes in these books may be typical Aussie style jokes (Don't say I didn't warn you) ....... I...