A Tale Of A Banana Learning To Fly

3. My Planet don't like you

Remember how i was talking about everyone around me being weird?

Well,two years later, i got kicked out of the foster home

And normally kicking out would consist of a couple tuning in and choosing the kid who looks the cutest( and cheapest ) as if they're choosing chocolates from the grocery store

And although most of us were Snickers and Galaxy

I was Bounty

Picking me was close to impossible the odds were not and weren't gonna be in my favour

How do i know that you ask?

I was the list child left when Angelina Jolie walked in,at first it was all nice but then she talked to me, freaking lies, "We're all equal, love passionately and work for equality" WHERE'S THE EQUALITY EVERYONE IS TOO SCARED TO TOUCH ME MY DIAPERS SMELL LIKE A DRUNK MAN'S ARMPITS AND I'VE BEEN POOPING ON THEM FOR THE PAST 2 WEEKS THE POOP IS NOW STARTING TO MELT INTO DIARRHEA MY POOP IS AMERICA DEMANDING FREEDOM

Will i ever find love? Will someone cherish me? Find out again in the sequel of Justin Bieber's Baby

I was 4, barely adjusting on the milk tingled out of a cow's boob so it was a traumatic experiece for me to get kicked like that, like ok i understand you hate me, but can you atleast,like, kiss goodbye?change diapers?a dollar?

All they gave me was a note saying "we loved your stay"?????????????
Yeah ofcourse you did that's why I'm
A) shirtless in the street
B) developed what humans these days call "feelings" before 13

Anyway, logically, love me or not i had to find a way to survive, I've been thrown into the jungle and my only resort is to dance with the trees

So i did just that

After a week of construction i found was able to fit a pole into the ground at the sidewalk and it was time,to unleash, the wait for it, *drums please*, only thing that my mom gave me that i still have, my butt flesh

Bro lets be real out here i was the king of the jungle, i never knew i could strip plus i never knew so many pedophiles were willing to pay see me strip it was like I'm finally going with the flow finally unpacking the box i was trapped in my whole life,finally being me, and i lived that wrecking ball experience to the fullest experience every ounce of it

Until

And isnt this book getting abit too disgusting? Okay hajid chin up,belly up (HAHAHAHAHAH NICE TRY NO) let's be more formal so we can actually look representable and rational lets make it look likethe character is intelligent and why am i talking to myself is this what loneliness ended up with

Until one day, i finally,finally mastered the Art of Psychology, the reason why i was hated, the reason why i was kicked and overlooked,was because i knew people better than they knew themselves, and the thought of that terrifies them, i could point out your weaknesses and the things that terrify you by a simple 10 minute conversation, my eye contacts send chills over people who never even saw me,by just sensing my presence. And it was time,(zones out) time to first of all clean out this peearrhea mixture,(zones back in) time to use my powers for good.