Hermione Granger posted a status- Ron stop stalking me, it creeps me out!
Ron Weasley- I wasn't dear I was just following you around
Dumbledore- That's stalking, Weasley!
Hermione- Professor, you have Facebook!
Dumbledore- Of course, that way I can see what you get up too when you should be studying
Ron Weasley- Hermione doesn't need to study her brain is too full to take in anymore information
Dumbledore- That's the smartest thing you have ever said, Weasley
Hermione- Thanks a lot Professor now he's sulking
Voldemort- Hey peeps what up!!!!!! :)
Ron Weasley- Well the sky is up!
- Dumbledore has left this conversation
Snape- My Dark Lord, I must declare my undying love for you
Voldemort- WTF!
Ron Weasley- WTF
Snape- Just a joke, sheesh!
Hermione- Is it just me or has this conversation taken a very wrong turn!
Ron Weasley- Nah it's just you babe!
- Hermione has left this conversation!
Ron Weasley- Peace out homos!!
Snape- So it's just you and me Dark Lord.
Voldemort- Why did he call us homos!!
Snape- Probably because if I lost my job then I would be homeless and because you are always on the run so you never stay in one place for a long time!
Snape- My hands are sore from all this typing!
Voldemort- get them massaged then!
- Snape has logged off
Voldemort- PEACE OUT HOBOS!!!
AUTHORS NOTE
Hi it's Maddie updating this chapter, I hope you like it, I have no idea where I got these retarded ideas from, some part of my brain comes up with them!!!!
Remember you must comment, vote and READDDDDDD this story, oh and our other story as well because it is a work of pure brilliance- Well all the chapters I write are at least! Jk :)
