Diary of the wimpy kid dog days

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June Friday. For me, summer break is basically a three-month guilt trip. Space Just because the weather's nice, everyone expects you to be outside all day "frolicking" or whatever. And if you don't spend every second outdoors people think something wrong with you. But the truth is i've always been more of an indoor person. Space. The way I like to spend my summer holiday is in front of the TV, playing video games with the curtains closed and the lights turned off. Unfortunately , moms idea of the perfect summer holiday was different from mine. Space You should really Let some sunlight In HERE... Space. Yank. Space. Hisssss! Space. Mom says it's not " natural " for a kid to stay indoors when it's sunny out. I tell her that I'm just trying to protect my skin so I don't look all wrinkly when i'm old like her , but she doesn't want to hear it. Space Mom keeps trying to get me to do something outside , like go to the pool. But I spent the first part of the summer at my friend Rowley's pool , and that didn't work out so good. Space.

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