Chopping large slab of steak into bite sized pizzas. (Aka what my life has become. I told you it wasn't a phase mother) it was just a normal day but then... Madness happened. My mother chopped up my steak into bite sized pizza's before she fucking decided to die. I wasn't sure why it happened but I do know that had to do with the dank memes invading the planet. Ones that are the steak (which was the bite sized pizza). As I ate the steak which technically bite sized pizza, I sold my souls to the devil of dankness and I became a lot more emo. Yay darkness and death. I was done with my fake steak so I decided to leave home on the way out the door, I tripped and flew away to dankness hight which is a high school for aspirating memes. But however before I could get in, I forgot my purse of spaghetti and so the headmaster just said go away you dirty hoe filled with tricks. I screamed at the top of my lungs an became the hitler of dank memes. This is why I never pizza steak.
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DANK MEMES
PoetryExplore the world through the eyes of emo-la. Who is obviously emo and her mum is ded. Illuminati confirmed GET REKT (do not take this book seriously)
