Hey what's up guys! It's jack haha jk ( jackseptieye fans you know where that came from!!) here this is a Christmas type thing. It is just lyrics to one of my fav songs/ parody!! I hope I got all the lyrics right, sort if I didn't! 😁😆
We wish you happy holidays
Whoever you may be
So Merry Christmas , kwanza, Chanukah, or heck all three
We've modernised these
Jingles for the massive bourgeoisie
Love, the updated Christmas carol teaaaaam....
~ Santa Claus is coming to town~
You'd better not judge
You better not hate
You better not bully, or discriminate
Progressive Santa's coming to town...
He's making a list of gluten-free foods,
He won't take a peek at Jay-Laws nudes!
Progressive Santa's coming to toooown!
He's 50 different races, and all for tax reform
He'll pro-tect all your children, well as long as they've Ben born
You better watch o- To far?!
........ Ok :(
~Rudolph the red nose reindeer~
Rudolph the red nose reindeer
( reindeer) had an advantageous nose (he outlived his friends!)
He passed his bright red traits on ( traits on!)
Darwin says that's how it goes ( evolution is not a theory)
~Mary did you know?~
Mary did you know that your baby boy supports the NRA?
Mary did you know that your baby boy......... is white (not being racist , it is part of the actual song) DID YOU KNOW?!?!
~Deck the halls~
Deck the halls with kujichagulia
Kwa WA WA WA WA WA WA wanza give zawaid, hang benderas.
Kwa WA WA WA WA WA WA wanza Throw your hands in the air-uh!
Kwa WA WA WA WA WA WA wanza
~Mr. Grinch~
You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch,
You're a green one Mr. Grinch, you're lacking in finesse
That's greenish epidemics, determine your success Mr. Grinch!
Racist Who's constrain you to the issues they continue to suppress!
You're an outlier, Mr. Grinch.
You give the Whos a fright!! They saw your heart is 3/5ths normal your either wrong or right Mr. Grinch!!
Don't walk the streets of Whoville you might fight a cop the Whos will not indict
~idk this one maybe White Christmas?~
I'm dreaming of a racially ambiguous holiday.....?
~Away in a manger.. I think?~
Away in a manger with Jesus and crew his schmeckle got cut, cuz hey Christ was a Jew!
~ O holy night~
O Holy Night, the stars are brightly shining!
It is the night Jesus did... Something holy..? I don't know the whole story. Joseph watched golf.. Right?
His leather chair reclining
As Mary birthed the child, I think the donkey was involved
Three wise men came with GPS they found him
Christ lied in a barn as his omniscient baby-daddy looked down
Jesus crawled on his knees his mom shared it on SnapChat!
O bright Device!!!
O night when Christ celebrated....
Christmas.....!
THE END!
At the end of all his videos he always puts this: P-A-I-N-t SUBSCRIBE!!
I just admire PAINT on YouTube. If you want to listen to the song just go in yt and search:
Progressive Christmas carols by PAINT or just watch the vide at the very top!! Make sure to watch his videos and subscribe to him to!! I haven't done this in a while so I'll try my best for the ending:
That's a wrap! Remember to be nice to people au revoir! Don't forget the BROFIST! 👊🏼 and I'll see you guys... IN THE NEXT VIDEO! ( haha jk again a jackseptieye joke thing)
