The Adventurous Adventures of One Direction 3 Transcript

Part 6: Liam Alone and They'll Come Home

CAST (in order of appearance)

Zayn
Louis
Lady Gaga
Harry
Riff-laf
Periwinkle
Liam
Twitter Birds
Henry
Niall

ON A SNOW BANK

Zayn:
Come on, Louis. Don't give up on saving Christmas. I don't know if you're frustrated about the mission, or if there's something else going on, but you can't quit now.

Louis:
*tsk* Thanks, Zayn.

Zayn:
...You're welcome?

CUT TO CASTLE GAGA

Lady Gaga:
Welcome, young Harry, to Castle Gaga.

Harry:
Woah. You live here?

Lady Gaga:
It's my home away from home. I fly up here whenever I need to get away from it all.

Harry:
So it's like your fortress of solitude?

Lady Gaga:
Fortress, yes. Solitude, no. Riff-laf! We have a visitor.

Riff-laf:
Hello.

Harry:
Hello.

Lady Gaga:
This is Riff-laf, my handyman. Riff-laf, this is Harry, of One Direction, a band of superheroes.

Riff-laf:
Astounding.

Lady Gaga:
You'll have to forgive Riff-laf's over-excitement. But One Direction's arrival here brings a ray of hope that the North Pole has been so desperately waiting for. You see, Harry, these are dark times.

Harry:
I know! The days are so short this time of year.

Lady Gaga:
No, no! I mean, these are bleak, bleak times.

Harry:
Do you have seasonal effective disorder?

Lady Gaga:
No! I'm saying, the North Pole, at this time, is in great peril.

Harry:
Oh, you mean Santa's workshop? That's why we're here. Someone's threatening to blow it up and we're here stop them.

Lady Gaga:
Oh, but you see, Harry, things are not always what they seem. You and your friends are in greater danger than you realize, and I feel it my duty to help you.

Harry:
Aww, thanks, Lady Gaga. You're a sweetheart.

Lady Gaga:
But first, some tea, I think. Oh, Periwinkle! Tea, please!

Periwinkle:
Right away, my lady!

Lady Gaga:
Periwinkle, this is Harry. Harry, this is my beaver.

Harry:
Seen it!

Lady Gaga:
Have you?

Harry:
The Chronicles of Narnia. There's talking beavers all over the place. It's good to meet you, Periwinkle. I'm Harry.

Riff-laf:
As in, Harry Styles.

Periwinkle:
As in, Harry Styles, the greatest superhero ever to walk the earth?

Riff-laf:
As in... yes.

Periwinkle:
AHHHHHHHHH!

Harry:
Please, I'm not the greatest superhero. I don't even have superpowers.

Lady Gaga:
Of course you have! Yours are the superest powers of all!

Harry:
What? You're the one who knocked out that snow monster with your, uh... that... uh...

Lady Gaga:
This? *shoots Star Power*

Harry:
Yeah, that.

Riff-laf:
Can't you do the same?