Evil Llamas!

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Evil Llamas!

A llama? 

That llama! 

It's evil I say! 

The creatures! 

The creatures! 

They run away! 

Standing still 

Or prancing 'round! 

It's here 

Or back in town! 

Make up your mind! 

Decisions! 

Decisions! 

Happy or sad 

Guilty or innocent 

Malicious and bad 

An enigma I would say! 

Skinny or fat 

Simple or complex 

And those eyelashes they bat! 

Ugly or pretty 

Short or tall 

Depressed or giddy 

Think of them all! 

Five to four 

One or two 

No more! No more! 

Get away! Shoo! 

Hold your horses! 

Literally! 

Llamas are evil, catastrophic, perplexing beasts! 

See how they talk! See how they feast! 

Don't be fooled by the party hats they'll wear! 

It's their disguise! 

They're hiding those evil stares! 

Rectangular pupils in the eyes on the sides of their heads, 

It's uncanny, unnatural, why not be normal instead?! 

When they chatter they plot, they plot for the end! 

Stop it! Just stop! It's the bad vibes they send! 

Scary or funny 

Quiet or loud 

Dull or sunny 

Humble or proud 

Furry or shaved 

Healthy or sick 

Watching how they have behaved 

And they're rather quite slick! 

Energetic or lazy 

Sane or crazy 

It doesn't matter one bit! 

Oh and just watch how they spit! 

A whole bunch of them! 

A whole herd! 

Get them! Get them! 

Lock them away! 

Capture them! Capture them! 

Make them prisoners! 

Perhaps it's better that way! 

The cruel creatures will bother no more! 

Put them in cages and lock the door! 

What's that? 

One llama.  

That's good.  

That's great.  

Is it really quite so? 

One llama all alone... 

All alone.. 

With not even a foe? 

It does sound quite lonely, 

Even I agree so... 

I watched it! 

I hated it! 

So now what to do 

When there's a llama right there seeming rather quite blue... 

It's sad, 

No home or family.  

Alone, mistreated, and abandoned.  

Maybe llamas are mellow.  

He's really not that bad of a fellow.  

What's that you may? 

A llama? 

That llama! 

It's perfect I say! 

The creatures! 

The creatures! 

I must pet it today!

*A/N: I was so bored when this poem came to me.

I'm Sorry you had to endure this, but you put yourself through it, man.*


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