Myranda Cosgrove (Ode to Miranda: The Novel)

Ode to Miranda

I heard a knock at the door. 

"Who is it?" I asked as I looked through the hole in the door. It was just the delivery guy, so I answered the door. 

"Delivery for - uh - Orenthal Cornelius Hayes Gibson?" The man said.

I smiled. My child finally came! I signed the papers the delivery man gave to me, and he handed me the box. Before I closed the door, he winked at me, then blew me a kiss.

I was flattered, but a bit confused.

I went straight into opening the box. I grabbed my knife and cut it right open. A bunch of Christmas elves flew out of it, and one of them screamed, "MIRANDA IS IN TROUBLE. SHE NEEDS YOU."

I had no clue who Miranda was, but clearly she was in trouble. After all the elves had disappeared, I decided to open up the Google and search up Miranda. The only thing that came up was a girl by the name "Miranda Cosgrove." After some more searching, I found out that she was an actress.

She was in a show called Drake & Josh and another one called iCarly. I decided to watch the latter one. 

I flipped on my television and watched an episode of iCarly. Except it didn't seem like the description of the show I read earlier - instead it was just Miranda saying "Help, the boobs are in trouble. We must save them before Christmas." on repeat. 

She looked into the camera, and that's when it happened. I instantly felt a connection, and a love for Miranda. She wasn't looking into the camera, she was looking into me. The words she said sounded like a plea for help. Then, she said:

"Help me save my boobs." 

She put out her hand, and it was now coming out of the screen.

I held her hand, and she pulled me into the television.

I wasn't scared, though.

I would do anything for Miranda.