This is not a love story!

So this morning when i awoke i eound myself not in my bed!  i in fact was sleeping on the couch!  " know i know my childhood is completly over." I whispered to myself.  I'm Kira Macaroon, 14 and still believing that one day unicorns are going to come out of hidding and eat all of non-unicorn-believers.  So in  this tragic tale im going to tell you about how my mortal enimey became my step-dad and how is evn more moral enimy son became my date to the 8th grade dance.  Read on my little Wattpad Readers!!