UNDERTALE: The Surface: aka, a load of BULL

Christmas

It hadn't even been an hour and already the human was up, excitedly running about and getting hyped over something that Undyne couldn't understand at this particular time. It was currently 6:00 am on what Frisk had called 'Christmas', and right now the bed was beckoning to the warrior, almost pleading to her to fall back to sleep. However, as she attempted to, she felt tiny hands trying to shake her awake. Over the course of roughly 30 minutes, the small child had woken all of the resident monsters up and settled around the tree they'd decorated a week earlier.
"So lemme get this straight kid, last night a fat red human came into here from his sleigh that'd been pulled by magical deer all so that you could get gifts placed into small boxes?" Undyne questioned after one of Frisks several attempts to explain the holiday to the monster. The child in question nodded excitedly and ran over to the tree to grab one of the many large boxes that surrounded the bottom of the festive plant.
"...Frisk, that sounds sO FREAKING COOL! Almost as good as anime in fact! Wait, how did this guy get into yer house in the first place...?" Undynes thoughts were interrupted as a box was placed into her lap, a process that'd been repeated a couple of times previously with the other monsters. Opening the wrapped box quite explosively with a spear, the warrior found that it contained a small sword weilding figurine and an anime themed cookbook. Yelling in joy, Undyne then read the card that'd fallen off.
'Dear Undyne, merry Christmas! I know that it might not be much, but I really hope you like the gifts! PS: The picture of you and me on the left of this card was drawn by Frisk. Love, Alphys'
After reading the card, Undyne gave Frisk a huge bear hug, and looked around for her girlfriend. The doctor in question, was busy squealing over her gift: a limited edition Kissy Kissy Mew Mew figurine, mint condition and still in the box, when she was surprised by the fishlike warrior.
"O-OH! Undyne, you s-scared me! Um....I r-really hope you like y-your gif-MPH!" Alphys was cut off by a kiss on the mouth by Undyne. The kiss itself lasted only a couple of seconds and was more like a peck if anything, though the act still made Alphys blush a vibrant red colour, smiling giddily. The morning was a complete success, all the monsters had a gift, as did Frisk, and it seemed like nothing could ruin the festive spirit. Well, it WAS perfect until Undyne managed to get a paper cut on her hand.
"ARGH WHYYYYYYY? I SERIOUSLY HATE PAPER NOW."
Yes, that Christmas was one that none would forget soon. They'd also learnt two very important lessons:
1: Never let Undyne have her spears when angry
And 2: Don't let Undyne and Papyrus try to sharpen the sides of cards and use them to play 'Extreme Sharpened Card Frisbee'.

Happy Holidays guys! :D