Admin stood in the front, facing our subjects. The two blonds sat on the couch, waiting to hear exactly what was going on.
"Alright dudes! Some peoples kept spamming me with mail, asking me to do a UsUk thing. Or UkUs. I'm actually fine wih either. So I'm gonna lay down some rules."
America raised his hand. "Uhm, why rules? Rules suck." The blond next to him smacked his forehead.
"Shut up, you bloody git. Let the girl speak." he demanded, crossing his arms and leaning into his chest. Alfred wrapped an arm around his waist as Admin took photos. She finally stopped and set her camera down.
"Okay, I have a few rules. No tounge, no sex on the couch, no removing clothing, no breaking anything. And have fun. If you want to have 'fun'" she said, making air quotes "then go in there." she pointed to a room, which was most likely a bathroom.
Alfred raised his hand again. "If we do decide to go in there, what will you be doing for the hour or so?"
Admin just grinned evilly. "I've got a camera and a box of tissues for inevitable nosebleeds. What do you think?"
The American gulped, turning towards his boyfriend before looking back to Admin. The Brit at his side chuckled and relaxed significantly more, calmly laying his head on his shoulder. "So are we going to answer questions or what?"
Admin smiled. "Well, first we have to get asked questions. So guys, ask away! Please? Do it for the sake of this book?" she begged, putting her hands together as if in prayer and pulling puppy dog eyes. "Have you done it yet? No? Then do it! You've done it now? You sure? Good."
England chuckled again. "Thank you for your question. Have a smashing day." he chirped as America waved and Admin fell to the floor, screaming about "FRIGGIN SEXY BRITISH ACCENTS!!!!!"