"Eggsyyy! Come on." I knocked on the bathroom door for the billionth time.
"You HAVE to do this." I rolled my eyes.
"No!!!! I'm not wearin THAT to the bloody mission."
"Since when are you a wimp? Huh? A fuckin pus-" I spat.
The door sprung open making me jolt back a little. The kid was not pleased and I swear he could breathe fire out of his nostrils.
"Wa d'you just call me?"
"A wimp! Now get that fucking costume on ASAP before its too late. I still have to do your hair." I demanded.
"I ain't no wimp! You know that very well. But I ain't no fag either." He pointed at the outfit he was supposed to wear. I rolled my eyes.
"It's not even THAT feminine. You complain too much. Remember you are supposed to atract the enemy to extract the information from him with your charm because unlike you, he IS gay." I pointed out. He shivered at the thought of God knows what and flared his nostrils.
"Can't I just stick to the bloody suit? I feel more comfortable in it." He argued. He just wasn't gonna give it up.
"What the bloody 'ell is taking you so long?" Merlin's voice boomed as he entered the room.
"Eggsy is NOT cooperating" I raised my hands up in defense. Eggsy shot me a death glare and faced a not so pleased Merlin.
"If that bloke wasn't gay we'd had sent Lancelot. But you're our only hope here son."
A few minutes later Eggsy came out the bathroom wearing fitted pants and a hot pink shirt under a fitted blazer. He looked ridiculously gay. He covered his area with his hands and tried to stand straight. He was blushing in embarrassment.
Merlin couldn't hold it any longer and neither could I. We both cracked up in laughter.
"The 'ell is so funny? Are you taking the fuckin piss?" He was red hot from the anger.
"Oh Gary. We were just teasing you. Sikilovski isn't gay and you don't have to wear that." I snorted.
Eggsy shut his eyes and shook his head. His jaw was clenching in fury.
"I swear you two.."he said through gritted teeth.
"It was Blake's idea. She likes seeing you throw a fit" Merlin excused himself after he recovered from his laughter.
"I should've known." he glared at me. I could tell he was holding back a smile.
"Loosen up! Get your suit on, because I still have to do your hair" I shooed him into the bathroom with his suit in a hanger.
Merlin by now had left the room once more. I began fidgeting with my brushes on the table where I had neatly placed them. Then the hair products and the blowdrier.
"Is your hair still damp Gary?" I asked.
"Nah. Stop calling me Gary will ya?" He yelled in irritation.
"I'll have to dampen it again."
I ignored his comment.
Ten minutes later he was out. He had gotten really quick at the whole dressing up thing by now.
"Ready?" I raised my eyebrows. He was looking great as always. He nodded and winked an eye at me while he tugged at his jacket.
"Alright you cheeky lil sucker. Sit down here" I rolled my eyes.
He watched in silence the whole time while I dampened his hair and put some product in it. Then I combed and blowdried it with a side parting. I tried avoiding eye contact with him through the mirror because it made me so nervous when a person would hold their stare on me whilst I was working.
"You always do it right. How is it even possible?" He finally spoke contemplating his hair turning his head to his sides while I sprayed fixing spray on him.
"Practice makes perfect" I sighed and stepped away.
He stood and smirked to himself in the mirror.
"Can you NOT?" I pushed him a little but he didn't even move. It annoyed me how cocky he was. He let out a laugh and turned to me putting on his spy glasses.
"Wow" he looked me up and down.
"What?" I spat.
"These glasses are way better than the old ones. I can see through your clothing and the view is pretty sweet" he joked. I rolled my eyes and smacked his arm.
"Get out smarty pants. You and Rox gotta save the world"
"If I succeed... Will you give me a kiss? I've always wanted to kiss a hairdresser."
"Pfff Son, don't even try to use your old pickup lines with me." I laughed.
"How did-"he looked confused.
"A little birdie told me about you and that... 'Princess'" I stated.
"Are you jealous you're not a princess?" He teased stepping closer to me.
"Oh no God. A princess? I've never been a fan of fairytales bruv. And you might be invading my personal space. Step back."
He didn't stop until he was an inch from my face, his defiant expression and green eyes melting mine. I didn't move a muscle. I wasn't the type to chicken out to anyone.
"Don't. Even. Think. About. Kissing. Me" I warned him. He was still burning into my skin with his eyes and I could hear my own heart beating in my ears.
"I just love it when you play hard to get." His eyes darkened a shade and I wanted to scream and run but at the same time kiss the living hell out of him.
He firmly grasped my neck with one of his hands and kissed me. No, no. He devoured me with his lips and teeth. Can't even explain how exciting and breathtaking that kiss was. I tried not to mess his hair up so instead I pressed my nails into his back, thank god the suit was bullet proof or I could have ripped it apart. We pulled away from the kiss, gasping for air and out of nerves started laughing.
"Eggsy!!! You're up!!" Merlin yelled and he swooshed past me leaving me with swollen lips and a hint of his delicious cologne.
"That won't be the last of it" I heard him say to me and shut the door behind him.
DAMN HE WAS A FUCKING BEAST.
