AN. GREETINGS FROM PLANET SKULTISTIC!!! How is everyone! I hope everyone has had a Merry Christmas! . Im soooooooooo soooooooooooo soooooooooo sorry i havent updated. School has had me CRAZY busy. But while now im christmas holiday i have time! Woop woop! Please enjoy my awesome minions ! The picture is of Alpha Damien!
IMPORTANT: in a few moments you will read the lyrics to one of my favourite songs from one of my favourite bands (Beelzaboss by Tenacious D) if you havent heard it i recommend it. You will see '[JB]' and '[KG]' before some of the words. Thats just showing who is singing . JB = Jack Black. KG (or Kage) = Kyle Gass. Other lyrics are sang by 'The Devil'. His part is labled 'Beelzaboss'. Just so its not confusing. Sorry guess theres not much One Direction, Justin Bieber or much other pop will be played here. All rock. Some of the words (from what i see only like one or two) are a little off becauae i copied and pasted the lyrics. And please do read them becauss they are actually quite funny but also theres bits in between about what the characters are doing.
Danika's POV
Beelzeboss:
I am complete!
Tenacious d:
(both) fuuuck
Beelzeboss:
Yes you are f**ked,
sh*t out of luck!
Now i'm complete and my cock you will suck!
This world will be mine,
And your first in line!
You brought me the pick and now you shall both die!
Nov and i sing at the top of our lungs.
Tenacious d:
(jb) waaait waaait waaait you mother-f**ker
We challenge you to a rock off,
(both) give us one chance to rock your socks off
Beelzeboss:
f**k! f**k!
Fuuuck, the demon code prevents me,
From declining a rock off challenge!
What are your terms?
What's the caaatch?
Tenacious d:
(jb) if we win,
You must take your sorry ass back to hell
And also you will have to pay our rent
Beelzeboss:
And what if i win?
Tenacious d:
(jb) then you can take kage back to hell..
(kg) what!?
(jb) trust me kage it's the only way
(kg) what the f**k are you talkin about?
(jb) to be your little b**ch
Nov and i laugh so hard as we give the song socks.
Beelzeboss:
Fine!
Let the rock off begin hahaha!
I'm the devil,
I love metal!
Check this riff,
It's f**kin tasty!
Nov and i do air guitar and do awesome head bangs.
I'm the devil i can do what i want
Whatever i've got am gonna flaunt!
There's never been a rock off that i've ever lost!
I cannot wait to take kage back to hell
I'm gonna fill him with ma hot demon gel!
I'll make him squeal like the scarlet pimpernel!!
Tenacious d:
(jb) noooo! C'mon kage bring the thunder
(kg) there's just no way that we can win that was a masterpeice
(jb) listen to me-
(kg) he rocks to hard because he's not a mortal man
(jb) god dammit kage,
He gonna make you his sex slave,
Your gonna gargle mayonnaise
(kg) noo
Unless we bust a massive monster mamajam
(kg) dude,
We've been through so much sh*t
(jb) de-activated lasers with my di*k
(both) now it's time to blow this f**ker down
(jb) c'mon kage now it's time to blow doors down
(kg) i hear you jables now it's time to blow doors down
(jb) light up the stage cuz its time for a showdown
(kg) we'll bend you over then we'll take ya to brown town
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