Hey guys this episode is dedicated to Penelope 1297 because she was the first to comment and she figured out what the show it was from, first person to comment gets a shout-out.
I OWN NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So here's the second episode:
The One With A Sonogram At The End
---At Centrel Perk---
Quinn:You guys don't understand. For us kissing is as important as any part of it.
Rachel:*nods her head*
Puck:Yeah, right!
Girls:*looks at him*
Puck:You series?
Brittany:Oh, yeah!
Rachel:All you need to know is in the first kiss.
Quinn:Absolutely.
Sam:For us, kissing's an opening act like the comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out.
Finn:And it's not that we don't like the comedian. It's just that that's not....why we bought the ticket.
Sam:The problem is, after the concert, no matter how great the show was...you girls are always looking for the comedian again. We're in the car, fighting traffic...just trying to stay awake.
Rachel:Well, word of advice: Bring back the comedian. Or next time you'll find yourself listening to that album alone.*high-five's Quinn*
Puck:*looks at Finn*Are we stll talking about sex?
Finn:*gives him a thumbs up*
Puck:*nods*
---That night---
---At the musuem of prehistoric history---
---Wth Finn---
Finn:*looking at one of the exhibits with a woman*No, it's good. It's good. It's just that doesn't she seem a little angry?
Marsha:Well, she has issues.
Finn:Does she?
Marsha:He's out banging other woman with a club while she's home getting the mastodon smeel out of the carpet.
Finn:Marsha, see, thses are cave people. Okay, they have issues like: "Gee, that's glacier's getting kind of close!" See?
Marsha:Speaking of issues, isn't that your ex-wife?*poiints to the glass*
Finn:*turns around*Yes, it is.
Marsha:*waves*Mercedes, hi.
Finn:Okay. Yes, it is. I'll catch you up with you in the Ice Age.
Mercedes:*walks into the exhibit*
Finn:*picks up one of the arms, turns around*Hi.*hugs Mercedes, pulls back, puts the arm back on the floor*So...You look great. I hate that.
Mercedes:Sorry. Thanks. You look good too.
Finn:Well, you know, in here, anyone who...stands erect...So what's new? Still a--
Mercedes:A lesbian?*nods*
Finn:You never know. How's the family?
Mercedes:Shane's still totally paranois.
Finn:Mercedes, why are you here?
Mercedes:I'm pregnant.
Finn:Pregnant.
